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Old 09-19-2011, 08:10 PM   #11
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Slightly off from the discussion, but good for the thread.

I have an irrational hatred of every 'character' in the real housewives series. Those stupid bitches are a prime example of everything that's wrong with society today.
personally, I hate reality tv.
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:40 PM   #12
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More often than not, I'm convinced that the handicap in question is a complete inability to drive AND a total and absolute lack of the ability to fucking PARK.

Is driving and parking like a complete idiot a handicap? Apparently so.
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Old 09-19-2011, 09:08 PM   #13
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Jersey bad?

Ever been to Boston? Rome? Rio?

I spent a lot of time driving on the Belt Parkway in NY, and in Manhattan, so I'm not all that fazed, but those motherfuckers are way worse than Jersey drivers. Hell, PA drivers are worse than Jersey drivers. IIRC, Jersey is (or was) actually the safest state...it used to say so on our inspection stickers.
I will give ya the belt pkwy, I am on there 4 days a week commuting to work and it is def an 9interesting ride. City hwy is finally getting off their asses and patroling it a bit more but its still scary.
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Old 09-19-2011, 09:21 PM   #14
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Old 09-19-2011, 09:38 PM   #15
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These are the "warning signs" that usually indicate a bad driver:

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I hate out of state people that dont drive 70 on the highway.

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Old 09-20-2011, 08:32 AM   #17
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When I lived in New York, I thought it was New York drivers. When I lived in Texas, I thought it was Texas drivers. In Florida, I think it's Florida drivers. But it's not. It's everyone.
I don't think Texas drivers are the worst. I just hate them. I wasn't living in Texas the first time I wrote this, I was living in Louisiana. And Louisiana has some real pieces of work on the road, to be sure.

Actually, in my opinion the worst are Atlanta drivers. With Birmingham a very close second. It's not just the size of the cities, either, because I've lived in New Orleans and done quite a bit of driving in and around San Diego. And Hawaii was just a downright pleasant driving experience (except for the tourists, who you could usually see coming in their rented rag-top Mustangs). But in Atlanta and Birmingham, you'd swear that you had deflowered the sister of every dillweed on the road, because those bastards come after you with a grudge.

But Texas drivers, I have to deal with them every day now, so I hate them. I hate the roads too. They seem to have been engineered by a drunken crack-baby monkey drawing out streets with a half a piece of chalk and bits of feces.
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I have an irrational hatred of every 'character' in the real housewives series. Those stupid bitches are a prime example of everything that's wrong with society today.
I also hate these women, and I've never even seen the show.

And like azoom said, I hate reality TV in general. Good shows like Eureka get cancelled while crap like The Jersey Shore just keeps going. And multiplies. Ad nauseum.
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I also hate these women, and I've never even seen the show.

And like azoom said, I hate reality TV in general. Good shows like Eureka get cancelled while crap like The Jersey Shore just keeps going. And multiplies. Ad nauseum.
I thought that reality TV had run its course a few years ago but it just seesm to keep going. I am guilty of watching some of the discovery channel shows though. I like ice road truckers, deadliest catch and gold rush.
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I have a few criteria that I use to quickly assess other drivers on the road for dangerous potential when approaching them, for my own safety. These are the "warning signs" that usually indicate a bad driver:

Hatian
Woman
Cell phone
Hatian woman
Hatian woman with cell phone
Church by the Glades bumper sticker

and if you drive into Miami / Dade

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