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Old 12-16-2010, 02:11 PM   #11
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What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?

A slut sleeps with everybody.

A bitch sleeps with everybody BUT YOU.
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Old 12-16-2010, 03:43 PM   #12
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outstanding
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Old 12-17-2010, 10:24 AM   #13
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I've seen/heard that question asked many many times BUT I've NEVER heard a reply like that...PRICELESS !!
Yeah this one is a keeper
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Old 12-17-2010, 11:43 AM   #14
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Finally, the perfect answer!
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Old 12-18-2010, 09:51 AM   #15
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Awesome!!! I LOVE IT!
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Old 12-18-2010, 07:17 PM   #16
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Rofl! Priceless.
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Old 12-20-2010, 09:09 AM   #17
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Rofl! Priceless.
Holy crap! Jet
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Old 12-27-2010, 10:46 AM   #18
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Shh. Im in hiding.
Im living in nc, riding a cruiser and wearing flanel...
Someday im gonna be just like you
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Old 12-27-2010, 01:50 PM   #19
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Jethro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-27-2010, 02:29 PM   #20
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Shh. Im in hiding.
Im living in nc, riding a cruiser and wearing flanel...
Someday im gonna be just like you

dude!!!
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