SERIOUS Drifting Skilz

[VatorMan]

Most Amish are married by the time they are 18. I've seen really young teen girls with a baby in Lancaster before-and y'all are right. They stink and are hairy. Guys too.

[Dnyce]

i heard they (amish or mormon-or both, you how rumors go) pay u 500bucks to impregnate their women so they can expand their gene pool

[t-homo]

Originally Posted by Dnyce

i heard they (amish or mormon-or both, you how rumors go) pay u 500bucks to impregnate their women so they can expand their gene pool

that's one of the stupidest thing's i've ever heard. They are very very strict in their faith and there is no way that they would pay you to impregnate them. Hell the woman would be punished like hell for it.

[OneSickPsycho]

$500? I know at least 100 motherfuckers that would do that shit for free just to get laid, myself included. Plus, it'd be one HELL of a story...

[t-homo]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

$500? I know at least 100 motherfuckers that would do that shit for free just to get laid, myself included. Plus, it'd be one HELL of a story...

You would, you dirty bastard.

[upshift]

Sweet, Amish Motorsports

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by t-rock

You would, you dirty bastard.

Hell yeah I would... why not? Virgin... Sheltered... Religious... Maybe a little stinky and hairy, but whatever... Just don't go for the one with a unibrow and sideburns and it probably won't be that bad... Honestly, the only reason I could think of not doing it would be the risk of Hoof and Mouth disease...