Douchebag Flow Chart - Page 2

marko138 · 01-16-2010, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Yeah, but is it because of the sunglasses?

Alot of people in socal or FL were sunglasses indoors...

Of course they do.

Captain Morgan · 01-16-2010, 05:50 PM

Not a douchebag

Adeptus_Minor · 01-16-2010, 05:50 PM

Well, seems I've easily escaped douchbaggery.

I had to google "Ed Hardy"

Captain Morgan · 01-16-2010, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

So I am only supposed to use my bluetooth in my car? Ok.....

In my opinion, "douce" = anyone who holds their phone up to their head for a constant half hour or more, giving themselves tennis elbow, when they could be using a headset.

Why are you on the phone for a 1/2 hour? I thought you were a guy...

marko138 · 01-16-2010, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Why are you on the phone for a 1/2 hour? I thought you were a guy...

Good point.

Amber Lamps · 01-16-2010, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

So I am only supposed to use my bluetooth in my car? Ok.....

In my opinion, "douce" = anyone who holds their phone up to their head for a constant half hour or more, giving themselves tennis elbow, when they could be using a headset.

Yep, I use my phone for work and get 10-20 calls a day so fuck you, I'm leaving my headset in. When I get home, it comes right out!

Amber Lamps · 01-16-2010, 06:37 PM

Fuck, I am a total douche!!!

I have tan skin.
I wear Ed Hardy/fashion clothing.
I have a blue tooth ear piece.
I don't wear sunglasses period but when I did, I always bought the color change kind so I didn't have to take them off...
The only one Tigger doesn't do is refer to Tigger in the third person...

Oh well...

LeeNetworX · 01-18-2010, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Why are you on the phone for a 1/2 hour? I thought you were a guy...

shmike · 01-18-2010, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Alot of people in socal or FL were sunglasses indoors...

True.

We call those people douchebags.

Rider · 01-18-2010, 01:07 PM

I can honestly say, I've never seen ANYONE wear Ed Hardy anything. The only reason I know what Ed Hardy gear is, is because someone on here was talking about a while back and I Googled it.

01-16-2010, 05:50 PM	#13
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	Well, seems I've easily escaped douchbaggery. I had to google "Ed Hardy" __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

01-16-2010, 05:50 PM	#12
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	Not a douchebag

01-16-2010, 06:37 PM	#17
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	Fuck, I am a total douche!!! I have tan skin. I wear Ed Hardy/fashion clothing. I have a blue tooth ear piece. I don't wear sunglasses period but when I did, I always bought the color change kind so I didn't have to take them off... The only one Tigger doesn't do is refer to Tigger in the third person... Oh well...

01-18-2010, 01:07 PM	#20
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	I can honestly say, I've never seen ANYONE wear Ed Hardy anything. The only reason I know what Ed Hardy gear is, is because someone on here was talking about a while back and I Googled it.