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Old 12-19-2009, 03:39 PM   #11
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I figure I'm the one scrubbing that toilet seat (thank gawd my hubby has good aim) and the entire rest of the bathroom, he can darn well put the seat down for me. I dont however say anything about it, unless I have indeed had an incident.
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Old 12-19-2009, 03:46 PM   #12
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While I don't quite 'get' the big deal, the toilet seat is definitely one of those pick-your-battles kinda things.
Why shouldn't women have to raise it when they're done, so we don't have to in order to avoid peeing all over the seat (a far more distressing condition, IMO), hmmmm?... whatever - "Yes ma'am, I'll try to do better and never forget it."




I think toilet seats should come a foot controller that a man could just step on, lifts the seat, then steps off and lowers the seat. Problem solved.
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Old 12-19-2009, 03:47 PM   #13
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I think toilet seats should come a foot controller that a man could just step on, lifts the seat, then steps off and lowers the seat. Problem solved.
I like this idea, I think I have seen something like it somewhere too actually...
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I like this idea, I think I have seen something like it somewhere too actually...
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4803741.html

http://www.toiletseatlifter.com/

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Old 12-19-2009, 04:21 PM   #15
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I think toilet seats should come a foot controller that a man could just step on, lifts the seat, then steps off and lowers the seat. Problem solved.
Ok, I officially like you. you're really thinking here with this one. I'd use it.
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Ok, I officially like you. you're really thinking here with this one. I'd use it.
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Old 12-19-2009, 04:50 PM   #17
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Default The toilet seat thing

I believe it is a control thing with women.

When badgered to put the seat down, I make sure I do. But I also close the lid. Then they still have to operate something in order to pee, but can't say shit.

Bitch fail.
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Old 12-19-2009, 05:20 PM   #18
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Too bad that would make hella noise.
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Old 12-19-2009, 05:29 PM   #19
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Too bad that would make hella noise.
Fluid-filled Shock Absorber to help the seat not slam closed.
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Old 12-19-2009, 05:39 PM   #20
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Falling in Sucks. That is all I have to say. My parents have a cool toilet that you just flick the seat and it gently lowers itself. Kinda nice actually.
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