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Old 08-01-2011, 01:47 PM   #11
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The best part about pregnancy is that she cant get any more pregnant than she already is
Paint the walls brother, paint the walls.
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Old 08-01-2011, 02:56 PM   #12
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Paint the walls brother, paint the walls.
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Old 08-01-2011, 04:33 PM   #13
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Perform "the batman"
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Old 08-01-2011, 05:11 PM   #14
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I'm almost afraid to ask!!



Drewpy, this is just the beginning... Buckle up!
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Old 08-01-2011, 08:10 PM   #15
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I'm almost afraid to ask!!



Drewpy, this is just the beginning... Buckle up!
shine a flashlight on the wall, when she is distracted by the light, yell "TO THE BATCAVE" and anally penetrate her.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 08-01-2011, 08:22 PM   #16
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Just sayin' I've had my fair share of kiddie scares, and I've paid for my portion of the theme park entrance fee and waited in line for the roller coasters. Nobody needs to tell me the cost of not having a child
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Old 08-01-2011, 09:18 PM   #17
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I have learned more about life in the last 10 months then 27 years prior
you will learn a lot more in the comming months my friend
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Old 08-01-2011, 09:19 PM   #18
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shine a flashlight on the wall, when she is distracted by the light, yell "TO THE BATCAVE" and anally penetrate her.
and how did that work out for you
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Old 08-01-2011, 09:27 PM   #19
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and how did that work out for you
I am not stupid enough to try it.
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Old 08-01-2011, 09:30 PM   #20
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I am not stupid enough to try it.
Smart man, lets let drewpy try it and see how it works out first
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