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Old 08-17-2012, 07:06 AM   #11
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You talking about one-uppers?
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:16 AM   #12
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You talking about one-uppers?
One uppers are people who always have to top what you say.

Up talkers are people who make everything that they say sound like a question.
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:27 AM   #13
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Shouldn't the UN be good for something? Wouldn't that make them worth keeping in NYC? Can you imagine the great up-talker hunts of 2014?
It's cheating if you use actual questions...
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:30 AM   #14
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It's cheating if you use actual questions...
I was asking questions?
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:32 AM   #15
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I was asking questions?
Maybe?

I agree though? Do I think up-talkers are as bad as question-talkers? Yes I do.
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:42 AM   #16
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Maybe?

I agree though? Do I think up-talkers are as bad as question-talkers? Yes I do.
I'm not sure that you can tell the difference between the two
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:48 AM   #17
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Hell, I thought he was talking about the "one-upper," where no matter what you've done, this guy has done it bigger and better. Those people need to be shot, too.
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Got one of those sitting across from me, here in the office. If you say that something should be trashed he just has to pipe up with something like, "It has to be taken out into a field and nuked." Every. Time.
Hell, I've got at least 3 of those guys in my shop right now?
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Old 08-17-2012, 10:29 AM   #18
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Hell, I've got at least 3 of those guys in my shop right now?
We never have less than four in our office?
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Old 08-17-2012, 10:37 AM   #19
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Hell, I've got at least 3 of those guys in my shop right now?
I actually find him far less of an issue than the lazy asshole who sits right behind me. Yesterday the idiot in question was whining about how getting a request to issue an IP address for the same user twice should result in a second work order, because the MAC address provided by the user the first time wasn't correct. Issuing an IP address takes maybe 3 minutes, paperwork and all.

The same guy said to a co-worker, last week, not to do so many work orders while we were working on Maple Leaf Gardens because it would make him look bad. This co-worker and I were only in the shop a couple of hours a day, at most,with the rest of the time being spent in The Gardens. I told him to do more work and he wouldn't make himself look bad.

I worked 4 days that week and did 21 work orders. The co-worker was in for 3 days and did 14 work orders. The douche who was supposed to be picking up the slack while the two of us were stuck in the new athletics centre was in for 3 days (took a 'sick' day when he was the only available tech for the rest of the campus) did 12 work orders.

Maybe this should be a 'what pisses me off..." thread?
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Old 08-17-2012, 10:41 AM   #20
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We never have less than four in our office?
Hell, I am at least six of those guys?

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Maybe this should be a 'what pisses me off..." thread?
Do you mean "my thread o' hate: hate harder?" I think you do.
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