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Old 06-22-2009, 05:39 PM   #11
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I usually say something to myself in my helmet before I throw a leg over about having a safe ride and comign home in one peice WITH my bike.

Before I left for Suches I gave the bike a quick rider/bike talk about behaving on the trip and being a good girl for me...She responded quite nicely and ran like a top...I gave her a pat on the tank when she got home.

I talk to all my vehicles...Im like Marty Mcfly in Back to the Future...
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Old 06-22-2009, 07:38 PM   #12
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Normally this would be right up my alley but I don't do this. Maybe my superstitious ritual is that I don't have a ritual.
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Old 06-22-2009, 07:48 PM   #13
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Before every Sunday ride, I MUST have powdered donuts. If I dont have them, I just know the world as I know it will cease to exist...
what she didn't mention is they're powdered with CRACK...

fuck'n crazy ass...



the only ritual I have is forgetting to secure my helmet riding .2-1.7 miles away realizing it... and pulling over and securing it.

it's a contagious ritual though... the whole ride home from GA Rae was copy'n me...
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Old 06-22-2009, 07:48 PM   #14
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Old 06-22-2009, 07:56 PM   #15
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I behead a rooster, crack an egg and run 3 times counterclockwise around the bike.

By now, I am running low on roosters and my hens are complaining....

I didn't do it yesterday and today my boob is hurting (note to self: one tree at a time) - that should be proof enough!


If you don't believe me, I'll take a pic of a cream colored hen on my bike with a black cat next to it.
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:04 PM   #16
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i used to talk to the bike, telling it i accepted that it would kill me someday and that i was fine with it. havent done it in a while though. maybe i'll start again when i move up to something with more than 150 at the wheel
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:04 PM   #17
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I usually do a quick check of the brake light and turn signals.
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:15 PM   #18
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I usually do a quick check of the brake light and turn signals.
I do the same thing, when I attach a trailer to my imaginary Goldwing.

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Old 06-22-2009, 08:17 PM   #19
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I always wait til my bike reaches at least the minimal temp which is either 95 or 97 before taking off.
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:37 PM   #20
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I put on my gear and make sure it's all on right...other than that, even riding 2-up I get on the bike from the left side (throwing my right leg over)...dunno why. I'll actually walk around the bike to do it too...




That and I take the tankbag everywhere...even if my ID is in my pocket. I guess I'm hoping for a good sale somewhere...lol
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