11 "Don't tell the wife" Secrets All Men Keep

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by John Updike (American writer)

“How do you write women so well? I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.”

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Fucking A right!! We also say you look fine because we're tired of you changing your outfit again and we want to get the fuck on the road to wherever we're going!

Yeah but the sooner you're on the road, the sooner you may be shittin your pants due to her drivin!

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by neebelung

Yeah but the sooner you're on the road, the sooner you may be shittin your pants due to her drivin!

Hey, if I shit my pants, then that gives me a valid reason to get out of the stupid fucking engagement she has us going to anyway. So fuck it, i'll let her drive.

[smileyman]

I have roadracing motorcycles, raced dirt track stock cars, played almost every stick and ball sport but the most courage I ever had to muster was the day I rode on the pillion while my wife test rode my bike. It was her 2nd time on a bike. I was white as a ghost.

[the chi]

Originally Posted by smileyman

I have roadracing motorcycles, raced dirt track stock cars, played almost every stick and ball sport but the most courage I ever had to muster was the day I rode on the pillion while my wife test rode my bike. It was her 2nd time on a bike. I was white as a ghost.

Wait, her second time on a bike and she was taking you as a passenger??!! You both crazy!! I admire your courage tho...

[t-homo]

#9: Yes. My mom, sister, and pretty much any other girl I have ridden in a car with scares the shit out of me. Maybe its trust from riding with other girls who really were bad. I don't know, but I don't like it.

[comonboys]

In reference to #9... I make Cutty drive anywhere we are going but that is just as, if not, scarier that my driving. For example we were on the way to his aunt and uncles for christmas and he decided the ditch was the good way to get there. Scared the bajesus out of me......

I think it's pretty much 50/50 on the scariness.....

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by t-rock

#9: Yes. My mom, sister, and pretty much any other girl I have ridden in a car with scares the shit out of me. Maybe its trust from riding with other girls who really were bad. I don't know, but I don't like it.

Most women scare the crap out of me when they drive. I would think about 90%....

The real question is, why not get your SO some lessons to increase the trust factor? I mean, the others on the road you simply need to work better at dodging, but with your SO one would think you can communicate. Or, is that where the couch comes into play again?

[fatburg]

Not just #9...they're all pretty much right on

[Mrs. Colleen]

Most of those seem true.

Originally Posted by neebelung

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#9 is what made me

Seriously? Is this one true?

It depends on the girl. In my experience a woman that can drive a manual transmission is a much better driver than those who cannot.
My husband will hand over the keys to his vette just about any time I ask...he trusts my mad skillz. I asked him once if he would let me drive his car if I was a less capable driver...he said NO!

Originally Posted by Rider

You forgot #12.

When you ask us how you look in certain clothes when you are getting ready to go out, we tell you you look fine because. 1) we don't have time to start WWIII, and 2) the couch is getting uncomfortable to sleep on.


The truth is, its not the the jeans that make your ass look fat, it's your fat ass that makes your ass look fat. If you have to ask, then you already know the answer.....

IMO a lot of women ask this because a lot of woman are insecure and need some postitive feedback. While I have my own body image struggles I know that my husband tells me the truth when I ask about something I am wearing...because I want him to. The reason I know he tells me the truth is because of his negative responses...he does not usually sugar coat things.