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Old 04-14-2008, 06:48 PM   #1671
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Old 04-14-2008, 06:50 PM   #1672
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Old 04-14-2008, 06:57 PM   #1673
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Old 04-14-2008, 07:06 PM   #1674
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Old 04-14-2008, 10:43 PM   #1675
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If Ninja's=Ninja(Far far away+long time ago) we can substitute Ninja for (n) leaving far away as d and long time ago t. Therefore Jedi(j):

j=n(d+t)

Sith's(h) must then be

h=-n(d+t)

therefore

n=-(h/(d+t))

and if Pirates=pirates(Far far away+long time ago) then we can substitute pirates and space pirates for p so

p=p(d+t)

and if pirates=sailors=gay (p=g) then

g=p(d+t)

And if Pirates>Ninjas then

p(d+t)>n(d+t)

Solving for n we get

n<p

BUT if n=-(h/(d+t)) then

-(h/(d+t))<p

and solving for h we get

h>-p(d+t)

and if p=s=g

h>-g(d+t)

so literally we are saying that bad ninjas are greater than bad gay guys a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Not saying much for either party so we all lose in the long run
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Old 04-14-2008, 11:15 PM   #1676
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dude... what are you like a 14 year old girl? Pirates? come on... fuck'n Ninja is by far cooler than a Pirate... Pirates are Sailors... Sailors=Gay.

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was there a Ninja in the Village People? no... I rest my case
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The village people guy wasn't a sailor he was a faggot dressed as a sailor there is a big difference. Before the village people sailors had the reputation as crazy mofuckers that worked hard and went to port fucked all the whores and kicked all the pussy as land lubbers asses. I vote for pirates but maybe thats because I am one......
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Old 04-14-2008, 11:33 PM   #1677
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psst... I'm in the AF... I'm just playing on the inter service rivalry...

honestly I've got nothing but respect for the Navy and it's Seamen. My uncle served 18 years and retired as a E-9...



and Ninja's still fuck'n rule.
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Old 04-14-2008, 11:42 PM   #1678
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psst... I'm in the AF... I'm just playing on the inter service rivalry...

honestly I've got nothing but respect for the Navy and it's Seamen. My uncle served 18 years and retired as a E-9...



and Ninja's still fuck'n rule.
Yeah fuckin swab jockeys and chair sitting airmen are all a bunch of pussys infantry FOR THE MOTHER FUCKIN WIN........... Just kidding mad respect for all the men and women of the armed forces.....
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Old 04-15-2008, 12:17 AM   #1680
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