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Old 01-25-2010, 10:32 AM   #151
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I'm white as white can be. I call all three of my best friend nig, nigga, niggaz or sometimes ninjas which is less of a Japanese Martial Arts connotation and more of another slang for Nigga taken from an old Chris Farley movie. They are white, white, and half Mexican. I do it on the phone everytime they call, I do it when we meet in public and at random times throughout conversations. Sometimes when I do it I may even be wearing a Cowboy Hat and boots because I like to wear them.

I don't give a flying fuck who gets their little panties in a wad if they over hear me. As a lover of Hip-Hop music I feel empowered to use these terms and have been for at least the past 10 years. Would I go up to a black stranger on the street and call him a nigger? No, because I'm not a fucking idiot. Alas, at the same time I would not go up to a stranger on the street and call him Jewey, spicster, wop, frost bite, homie, home slice, home skillet, homigo, or ho. I was fortunate enough to be raised on how to introduce myself to strangers, lol. Thank God I don't need an internet debate for that...

But, if you're a black person, and you overhear me call my friend a nigga and you're offended....then fuck you. Fuck you and die. Or if you don't want to die then just stop listening and intruding on other people's conversations. I don't care what you think, I don't care what you've been through, I don't give a fuck who your parents were and I definitely don't give a flying rat's ass what you think about society. Stay out of my business and keep walking...it is not worth your life. And to be honest, something said by some honky you don't even know isn't truly worth even a passing though, so go on.
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Old 01-25-2010, 11:36 AM   #152
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In Pulp Fiction Marcellus called Vincent over by saying "My nigga, get your ass over here". Travolta is white so that is settled. White people can be niggas.
One of my favorite movies.



And I love how Tigger is black when it's convenient and white when it's convenient. It's all for arguements sake!
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Old 01-25-2010, 05:50 PM   #153
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And I love how Tigger is black when it's convenient and white when it's convenient. It's all for arguements sake!
That'd be awesome. I can be "cool" automatically by being black but when the cops show up I can turn to white and then get police escorts to the KKK rally.
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Old 01-25-2010, 05:54 PM   #154
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Alas, at the same time I would not go up to a stranger on the street and call him Jewey, spicster, wop, frost bite, homie, home slice, home skillet, homigo, or ho.
Those are some new ones. Thanks!
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Old 01-25-2010, 06:00 PM   #155
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That'd be awesome. I can be "cool" automatically by being black but when the cops show up I can turn to white and then get police escorts to the KKK rally.
Let me be the first to say that having that ability is pretty darn convenient.
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Old 01-25-2010, 06:04 PM   #156
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"Ese" always goes over well.

But, when in doubt, the catch-all "homes" will suffice.
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Old 01-25-2010, 06:14 PM   #157
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Look, I'm half white and half black so that means when I grow up, I'll be accepted by everybody.
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Old 01-25-2010, 07:42 PM   #158
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Who is frost-bite a derogatory term for?
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Old 01-25-2010, 07:54 PM   #159
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Who is frost-bite a derogatory term for?
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Old 01-25-2010, 09:59 PM   #160
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Illegal Canadian Aliens?
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