Things I learned today... - Page 16

njchopper87 · 10-12-2009, 10:35 PM

I learned that my "fall break" is only one less day from the usual week..

Gas Man · 10-13-2009, 01:18 AM

I learned that after a week long battle to not get sick... I think I'm loosing...

Dave · 10-13-2009, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

I learned that after a week long battle to not get sick... I think I'm loosing...

you better learn to drive your ass to the drug store and buy some emergen-c then

tommymac · 10-13-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

you better learn to drive your ass to the drug store and buy some emergen-c then

Zicam FTW

Tom

Trip · 10-16-2009, 07:17 PM

I learned for the millionth time that people would rather try to race my very beat up stock civic than when I was riding my CBARRR.

Today on the way home from work, some douchebag in a M3 or M4 would slow up and hinder my progress when cars were on the right and then pull over to the right when it cleared and gun it so I couldn't pass him. My little 4 cylinder POS isn't going to be able to compete with a volkswagon beetle, much less a BMW. Why do people have to be douches like that on the interstate????

I finally got tired of it and gunned it in the right lane and we came up on some traffic and I just shouldered it around my side and got back in line ahead of him and then the 50 mph blocking fun began....

He wasn't brave enough to go on the shoulder with his fancy BMW.

HurricaneHeather · 10-13-2009, 10:53 AM

I learned that Leslie(Austin's famous cross dressing homeless man) is in the hospital in a semi-vegetative state.

Hope you get better Leslie!

HurricaneHeather · 10-13-2009, 01:05 PM

I learned that *a person who withdrew* and *a persecuted jew* sound remarkably similar.

CasterTroy · 10-13-2009, 02:00 PM

I learned that at lunch, after you remove the jalapeños from your sandwich because they are way too damn hot (mutant jalapeños) with your fingers, you should wash you hands with paint stripper and gasoline, then with 50 kinds of soaps BEFORE grabbin your junk to take a wiz

Now I know what it must feel like to have syphilis herpes & crabs all at once

OneNotSoSickPsycho · 10-13-2009, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

I learned that at lunch, after you remove the jalapeños from your sandwich because they are way too damn hot (mutant jalapeños) with your fingers, you should wash you hands with paint stripper and gasoline, then with 50 kinds of soaps BEFORE grabbin your junk to take a wiz

Now I know what it must feel like to have syphilis herpes & crabs all at once

fasternyou929 · 10-13-2009, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

I learned that at lunch, after you remove the jalapeños from your sandwich because they are way too damn hot (mutant jalapeños) with your fingers, you should wash you hands with paint stripper and gasoline, then with 50 kinds of soaps BEFORE grabbin your junk to take a wiz

Now I know what it must feel like to have syphilis herpes & crabs all at once

Ouch, been there!

Don't take a shower when you get home, the water will only "activate" the spicy oils

The best solution I've found so far is to rub your eyes. Serves as a good distraction if nothing else.

10-13-2009, 01:18 AM	#2
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	I learned that after a week long battle to not get sick... I think I'm loosing... __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

10-13-2009, 02:00 PM	#8
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	I learned that at lunch, after you remove the jalapeños from your sandwich because they are way too damn hot (mutant jalapeños) with your fingers, you should wash you hands with paint stripper and gasoline, then with 50 kinds of soaps BEFORE grabbin your junk to take a wiz Now I know what it must feel like to have syphilis herpes & crabs all at once __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

10-13-2009, 10:53 AM	#6
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	I learned that Leslie(Austin's famous cross dressing homeless man) is in the hospital in a semi-vegetative state. Hope you get better Leslie!

10-13-2009, 01:05 PM	#7
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	I learned that a person who withdrew and a persecuted jew sound remarkably similar.