Ladies, how much of this is true? - Page 15

marko138 · 12-23-2009, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip

dog raping, TWFix has reached another low point

Reached?

Homeslice · 12-23-2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Statistically men live longer when married. I know, that's rather counter intuitive.

I doubt that's due to emotional support. I think it's because most single men eat a ton of junk food, and live in a dirty home that hasn't been vacuumed or cleaned in months

Amorok · 12-23-2009, 12:54 PM

It's because marriage is for making a man as miserable as possible. What's the one way to make you more miserable than being married? Being married for a long time. God is punishing us married men for being stupid.

Particle Man · 12-23-2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

It's because marriage is for making a man as miserable as possible.

My wife bought me a snowmobile for my birthday - I'm not miserable

Amorok · 12-23-2009, 01:19 PM

Yeah, now wait for the guilt trip when you want to go ride it. Or even better, she won't buy a snowmobile of her own because she'd rather ride on the back than get her own, thereby fucking up your ride.

Particle Man · 12-23-2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

Yeah, now wait for the guilt trip when you want to go ride it. Or even better, she won't buy a snowmobile of her own because she'd rather ride on the back than get her own, thereby fucking up your ride.

hasn't happened in 3 years of riding

Besides, there are 2 sleds already. muhahahaha

CrazyKell · 12-23-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

It's because marriage is for making a man as miserable as possible. What's the one way to make you more miserable than being married? Being married for a long time. God is punishing us married men for being stupid.

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Originally Posted by Amorok

Yeah, now wait for the guilt trip when you want to go ride it. Or even better, she won't buy a snowmobile of her own because she'd rather ride on the back than get her own, thereby fucking up your ride.

Bitter? I just don't see it.

Speedracer42 · 12-23-2009, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

It's because marriage is for making a man as miserable as possible. What's the one way to make you more miserable than being married? Being married for a long time. God is punishing us married men for being stupid.

Man you are one bitter motherfucker. Maybe YOU are the stupid one because your picker is fucked up? Get a divorce if things are so bad. Otherwise stfu. Its super disrespectful to your wife.

Amorok · 12-23-2009, 04:15 PM

Oh God, not this again. Tell you what, you come to my house and tell my wife how I'm being disrespectful on the interwebs and that she should come away with you. Wait, you can't, WE'RE NOT THERE! I'm in fucking frozen hell of the north because she wanted to spend Christmas with her family and I knew it was important to her, so I came somewhere on a goddamn airplane that I hate almost as bad as jail, because I love my wife and want her to be happy. Seriously, go choke on a bag of dicks.

HurricaneHeather · 12-23-2009, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

Oh God, not this again. Tell you what, you come to my house and tell my wife how I'm being disrespectful on the interwebs and that she should come away with you. Wait, you can't, WE'RE NOT THERE! I'm in fucking frozen hell of the north because she wanted to spend Christmas with her family and I knew it was important to her, so I came somewhere on a goddamn airplane that I hate almost as bad as jail, because I love my wife and want her to be happy. Seriously, go choke on a bag of dicks.

You do nothing but bitch about her all day long....why do you get so upset when someone calls you on it? And why the heck do you always assume that these guys want to steal your woman?

12-23-2009, 12:54 PM	#143
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	It's because marriage is for making a man as miserable as possible. What's the one way to make you more miserable than being married? Being married for a long time. God is punishing us married men for being stupid. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

12-23-2009, 01:19 PM	#145
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Yeah, now wait for the guilt trip when you want to go ride it. Or even better, she won't buy a snowmobile of her own because she'd rather ride on the back than get her own, thereby fucking up your ride. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

12-23-2009, 04:15 PM	#149
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Oh God, not this again. Tell you what, you come to my house and tell my wife how I'm being disrespectful on the interwebs and that she should come away with you. Wait, you can't, WE'RE NOT THERE! I'm in fucking frozen hell of the north because she wanted to spend Christmas with her family and I knew it was important to her, so I came somewhere on a goddamn airplane that I hate almost as bad as jail, because I love my wife and want her to be happy. Seriously, go choke on a bag of dicks. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?