40 Days and 40 nights is not easy.

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by derf

I'm doubling down on the 18th

You lost that one, too. I'm still surviving. The past couple days were a bit difficult since it's been 80* and women have been walking around in their summer clothes, but I survived it.

[Rangerscott]

HULK NEEDS BEWBIES!

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Tsunami

Stop feeling up all these women at the bar the first night and getting them all hot and bothered so they want to jump your bones!

Damn, that works?

JC

[Dave]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Damn, that works?

JC

i know right? ive been doing it wrong all these years

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Dave

i know right? ive been doing it wrong all these years

The technique involves copious quantities of alcohol.


.... and occasionally the use of pharmaceuticals.

[Rangerscott]

I thought anal doesn't can't for anything? Morals/sex/cheating. No counter on that hole.

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

The technique involves copious quantities of alcohol.


.... and occasionally the use of pharmaceuticals.

lil propafol never killed anyone..... oh wait, damn it

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

The technique involves copious quantities of alcohol.


.... and occasionally the use of pharmaceuticals.

I prefer girls who want to sleep with me without influence. probably why im alone

[Tsunami]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Damn, that works?

JC

With lots of booze.

How else would a girl at a bar go from a normal conversation to all of a sudden wanting to jump in bed with anyone on the first night unless she was a super whore?

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Tsunami

With lots of booze.

How else would a girl at a bar go from a normal conversation to all of a sudden wanting to jump in bed with anyone on the first night unless she was a super whore?

super whores are people too and def serve a purpose. just dont tell karen I said that