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Old 12-23-2009, 08:52 AM   #121
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I don't think you are in your 40's yet, either.

But some people just know that they like themselves enough, don't want children and are happier without a partner.
and there you are...I don't need another person to feel whole. Perhaps I'll be a bitter and loneley old man or perhaps I'll live twice as long as the rest of the men here for not subjecting myself to all the aggravation the marriage entails...only time will tell.
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Old 12-23-2009, 08:53 AM   #122
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and there you are...I don't need another person to feel whole. Perhaps I'll be a bitter and loneley old man or perhaps I'll live twice as long as the rest of the men here for not subjecting myself to all the aggravation the marriage entails...only time will tell.
Statistically men live longer when married. I know, that's rather counter intuitive.
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Old 12-23-2009, 08:59 AM   #123
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Statistically men live longer when married.
no, it just feels that way. ba-zing
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Old 12-23-2009, 10:51 AM   #124
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How am I the bitter guy?!

And dude, just cause your buddy's girl is a whore, doesn't mean she's a bad person. Maybe that whore has a heart of gold. Or maybe she'll pit white rocks in the yard, who knows.
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Old 12-23-2009, 10:53 AM   #125
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How am I the bitter guy?!

And dude, just cause your buddy's girl is a whore, doesn't mean she's a bad person. Maybe that whore has a heart of gold. Or maybe she'll pit white rocks in the yard, who knows.
Face it, Tigger's right and you are wrong.
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Old 12-23-2009, 10:57 AM   #126
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I don't think you are in your 40's yet, either.

But some people just know that they like themselves enough, don't want children and are happier without a partner.
I'm open to the possibility of being with someone. I'm not putting my life on hold waiting for that to happen though. I'm happy and healthy and do the things I want to do.

It's not that I *know* I'd be happier without a partner....it's that when/if it happens, it happens. It'd just be a bonus.
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Old 12-23-2009, 11:09 AM   #127
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LOL, goddamn some of you are bitter. Amorok I knew about, but wowsa there's a bunch more of you!

I'm gonna go hang out over here in my first wife fantasy land, and wait for the hammer to finally drop so y'all can say you told me so.


You know it's impossible to actually like your spouse....you ignorant fool.
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Old 12-23-2009, 11:16 AM   #128
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If any of you get divorced after saying these things, I will rub it in your face at a later date. Yes I am that petty.

In fact, I have a thread bookmarked from cf about how racer x's job is secure and he's planned ahead well enough to not have to worry about the recession effecting him or his job And I'm just waiting to spring it when he gets on his high horse..

So, careful.
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Old 12-23-2009, 11:19 AM   #129
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If any of you get divorced after saying these things, I will rub it in your face at a later date. Yes I am that petty.

In fact, I have a thread bookmarked from cf about how racer x's job is secure and he's planned ahead well enough to not have to worry about the recession effecting him or his job And I'm just waiting to spring it when he gets on his high horse..

So, careful.
If I ever get divorced I sure as hell won't be announcing it on any forum, unlike Tigger.
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Old 12-23-2009, 11:21 AM   #130
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If any of you get divorced after saying these things, I will rub it in your face at a later date. Yes I am that petty.

In fact, I have a thread bookmarked from cf about how racer x's job is secure and he's planned ahead well enough to not have to worry about the recession effecting him or his job And I'm just waiting to spring it when he gets on his high horse..

So, careful.
How do you know we are actually married? How do you know Ed isn't really Bill Gates? How do you know I'm not a short fat Asian dude that rapes dogs?

I have no idea where I was going with this...I just don't want to work today.
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