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Old 11-30-2008, 09:35 PM   #121
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hah if that were true you'd never get laid.

Yea if these guys have 18" dicks,I'll....pay someone to suck them!
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Old 11-30-2008, 09:58 PM   #122
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Yeesh! What is it with you guys and penises? First my cock size is called into question on the watch thread and now here. Can't a guy have a liter bike and a "nice" watch without having a small dick? As I've offered before,if necessary,I'll be glad to post up picks to prove that I indeed have a dick of more than proficient size.

You know,you people chose to buy underpowered,heavy and comparatively slow bikes. You remind me of the short guy in the bar that constantly picks fights with bigger guys. The exact make,model and year of my bike has won championships in almost every series that it competed in. I keep hearing about how great the Buell is. How outstandingly it handles,the superb power delivery,it's excellent brakes,etc. Well,why isn't it kicking ass in superstock? They let the Firebolt race supersport,where's the championship,hmmmm? Maybe I don't have anything to prove,maybe you're too big of a pussy to own my bike! How's that for a theory? Hmmmmm.....?
Some of us don't buy bikes because they win races... In fact, 99.9% of us don't ride our bikes to their potential... So who the fuck cares what we ride?

You are starting to sound like those "my 600 does 212mph" guys we were blasting on in the other thread.
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Old 11-30-2008, 09:58 PM   #123
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if u have a 18inch dong, u'd be getting laid everyday, cuz if you had a 18incher, you'd do porn. if you didnt, ur an idiot.

how bout some more pics of the tiller osp, get your thread off the dick subject and back on track
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Old 11-30-2008, 10:41 PM   #124
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Some of us don't buy bikes because they win races... In fact, 99.9% of us don't ride our bikes to their potential... So who the fuck cares what we ride?
You are starting to sound like those "my 600 does 212mph" guys we were blasting on in the other thread.
exactly!
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Old 11-30-2008, 10:42 PM   #125
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if u have a 18inch dong, u'd be getting laid everyday, cuz if you had a 18incher, you'd do porn. if you didnt, ur an idiot.

how bout some more pics of the tiller osp, get your thread off the dick subject and back on track
I'd rather wait until I did something cool with the Tiller first...
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Old 11-30-2008, 10:45 PM   #126
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Some of us don't buy bikes because they win races... In fact, 99.9% of us don't ride our bikes to their potential... So who the fuck cares what we ride?

You are starting to sound like those "my 600 does 212mph" guys we were blasting on in the other thread.
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:26 AM   #127
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I'd rather wait until I did something cool with the Tiller first...
5 cans of flat black.
do it lol
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:29 AM   #128
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5 cans of flat black.
do it lol
Gotta do some non-cosmetic things first...
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:30 AM   #129
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Gotta do some non-cosmetic things first...
really? musta missed something, whats up with it? or just perf mods first is your thinkin?
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really? musta missed something, whats up with it? or just perf mods first is your thinkin?
Maintenance and performance modding...
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