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Old 04-11-2013, 04:23 PM   #1
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As I've evolved as an adult, I keep coming to the realization that big boobs are cool and all, but a chick with a fine ass beats anything...
As a man who married a woman that had THE most perfect tits in the world (very close to Anna Nicole Smith's when she was young) at 23....ones who's nipples use to stare me in the face (6'-2" she was 5'-6") when naked and standing in front of me....I started to realize after our first child, when they started to stare at my stomach....that something was wrong....After our second child......they started judging my penis......and 4 years after that, they were staring at her own feet and were heading down the road to look like a hand full of sand in a tube sock. Very similar to what I remember seeing in national geographic as a kid.

WHen she left, I can't say she took anything from me

When I remarried....I found a woman with a stellar ass, and naval orange-sized boobs that stare me right in the eyes!

Having been a boob man ALL my life, I have to say....I have been converted!
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Old 04-11-2013, 04:33 PM   #2
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As a man who married a woman that had THE most perfect tits in the world (very close to Anna Nicole Smith's when she was young) at 23....ones who's nipples use to stare me in the face (6'-2" she was 5'-6") when naked and standing in front of me....I started to realize after our first child, when they started to stare at my stomach....that something was wrong....After our second child......they started judging my penis......and 4 years after that, they were staring at her own feet and were heading down the road to look like a hand full of sand in a tube sock. Very similar to what I remember seeing in national geographic as a kid.

WHen she left, I can't say she took anything from me

When I remarried....I found a woman with a stellar ass, and naval orange-sized boobs that stare me right in the eyes!

Having been a boob man ALL my life, I have to say....I have been converted!
I think we need a new smilie:

I used to be a total boob guy... and I'm not gonna lie, when a nice set bounces across the room, I'm lookin... but, ass rules all. And one of the greatest things about it is that it can be modified naturally:

http://physicalphoenix.tumblr.com/po...ease-in-muscle

11lbs of ass never looked so good... and she's asian, which is really crazy... asian chicks never have asses.

http://fitnessforlife3.tumblr.com/tagged/progress
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Old 04-11-2013, 03:56 PM   #3
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 04-11-2013, 04:01 PM   #4
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Why he didn't punt that fucking thing, I'll never know... didn't seem particularly fast or elusive to me...
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Why he didn't punt that fucking thing, I'll never know... didn't seem particularly fast or elusive to me...
Looked like a larger beaver and he may have been in shorts for all we know. Ever had a rabies shots? Not fun.

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Oh dear Lord where did the last hour go?

It took me 45 minutes to notice the girl in the green skirt and tail...and the fact that NO ONE is paying any attention to her

LMAO

I didn't even see the girl in the green skirt. I noticed the one in the rainbow outfit after about 5 minutes.
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Old 04-12-2013, 09:53 AM   #6
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Looked like a larger beaver and he may have been in shorts for all we know. Ever had a rabies shots? Not fun.

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Apparently, it fucking killed him.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/w...s-man/2074145/

If my cause of death is listed as "death by beaver", I better be found with a shit-eating grin on my face in a luxury hotel room somewhere...

I still say I would have punted the fucking thing.
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Never seen that one before and no idea what/who it is.
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