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Old 03-16-2012, 06:02 AM   #101
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Why are you doing this again? Not spanking the monkey?
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Old 03-16-2012, 09:07 AM   #102
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Why are you doing this again? Not spanking the monkey?
Do you guys REALLY want all this info? If so, read on. If not, just accept that this is a decision I've made for myself and skip past this post.

I have a LONG history of dating the wrong women. As I've looked back, I've realized that every one of them has been the same "type," despite a wide range of physical appearances. I'm trying my damndest to figure out why. I'm trying to concentrate on what it is about me that has caused me to always select the same type of woman.

I'm also trying to avoid just hooking up, which has pretty much been standard in my life. I have more one night stands on my list than I have actual relationships. It's VERY much out of proportion. I don't know if it's because I watch porn and spank the monkey on such a regular basis or if there's something wrong in my brain. All I know is that what I've been doing hasn't worked so I'm trying something completely different.

I don't intend to pull up a porn site and jerk it right after the 40 days is over. I actually plan to continue this as long as possible while I look into "me" in an attempt to figure out why I've always ended up with the same type of woman. The 40 days was just a first-step goal. I believe if I can last that long, I should be able to continue farther until I've discovered enough about myself to start making better decisions with women.
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Old 03-16-2012, 10:05 AM   #103
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Do you guys REALLY want all this info? If so, read on. If not, just accept that this is a decision I've made for myself and skip past this post.

I have a LONG history of dating the wrong women. As I've looked back, I've realized that every one of them has been the same "type," despite a wide range of physical appearances. I'm trying my damndest to figure out why. I'm trying to concentrate on what it is about me that has caused me to always select the same type of woman.

I'm also trying to avoid just hooking up, which has pretty much been standard in my life. I have more one night stands on my list than I have actual relationships. It's VERY much out of proportion. I don't know if it's because I watch porn and spank the monkey on such a regular basis or if there's something wrong in my brain. All I know is that what I've been doing hasn't worked so I'm trying something completely different.

I don't intend to pull up a porn site and jerk it right after the 40 days is over. I actually plan to continue this as long as possible while I look into "me" in an attempt to figure out why I've always ended up with the same type of woman. The 40 days was just a first-step goal. I believe if I can last that long, I should be able to continue farther until I've discovered enough about myself to start making better decisions with women.
So whens the operation?
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Old 03-16-2012, 10:28 AM   #104
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Do you guys REALLY want all this info? If so, read on. If not, just accept that this is a decision I've made for myself and skip past this post.

I have a LONG history of dating the wrong women. As I've looked back, I've realized that every one of them has been the same "type," despite a wide range of physical appearances. I'm trying my damndest to figure out why. I'm trying to concentrate on what it is about me that has caused me to always select the same type of woman.

I'm also trying to avoid just hooking up, which has pretty much been standard in my life. I have more one night stands on my list than I have actual relationships. It's VERY much out of proportion. I don't know if it's because I watch porn and spank the monkey on such a regular basis or if there's something wrong in my brain. All I know is that what I've been doing hasn't worked so I'm trying something completely different.

I don't intend to pull up a porn site and jerk it right after the 40 days is over. I actually plan to continue this as long as possible while I look into "me" in an attempt to figure out why I've always ended up with the same type of woman. The 40 days was just a first-step goal. I believe if I can last that long, I should be able to continue farther until I've discovered enough about myself to start making better decisions with women.
I think you can accomplish your goal without going to this extreme... I lived a similar existence for a long time, but when I moved down here I stopped being a whore, but still whacked it every day (just like I always did when I was slutting it up)...
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Old 03-16-2012, 10:55 AM   #105
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Where do you currently meet your women, Captain? Maybe a change of venue is needed. Since you are really into being on a motorcycle, have you tried finding a local moto group where you may be able to meet a woman who shares a very big similar interest.
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Old 03-16-2012, 03:22 PM   #106
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Old 03-16-2012, 07:10 PM   #107
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I have a LONG history of dating the wrong women. As I've looked back, I've realized that every one of them has been the same "type," despite a wide range of physical appearances. I'm trying my damndest to figure out why. I'm trying to concentrate on what it is about me that has caused me to always select the same type of woman.

I'm also trying to avoid just hooking up, which has pretty much been standard in my life. I have more one night stands on my list than I have actual relationships. It's VERY much out of proportion. I don't know if it's because I watch porn and spank the monkey on such a regular basis or if there's something wrong in my brain. All I know is that what I've been doing hasn't worked so I'm trying something completely different.

I don't intend to pull up a porn site and jerk it right after the 40 days is over. I actually plan to continue this as long as possible while I look into "me" in an attempt to figure out why I've always ended up with the same type of woman. The 40 days was just a first-step goal. I believe if I can last that long, I should be able to continue farther until I've discovered enough about myself to start making better decisions with women.
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Old 03-16-2012, 07:31 PM   #108
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Where do you currently meet your women, Captain? Maybe a change of venue is needed. Since you are really into being on a motorcycle, have you tried finding a local moto group where you may be able to meet a woman who shares a very big similar interest.
hes holding out for the waitress at big lynn
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Old 03-16-2012, 07:58 PM   #109
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Old 03-16-2012, 09:39 PM   #110
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