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Old 05-01-2009, 01:20 PM   #101
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I would like to state as a FEMALE, that marriage can be a sex stopper.

That said, like Rider stated, everyone's situation is different. And things change constantly. His wife may hit her stage in life where she turns into a bunny again. I hope for his sake she does! Circumstances, and different things going on in life can drastically affect things too.

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You can live with a person for years and not really know them. Also, people change naturally. They get new ideas, like new things, change their minds about other shit.
Can I get an AMEN SISTER??!!

Tig, seriouly man, SHHHHHHHH. Stop stirring the pot. I was married for 8 years and when it all came down to it, we were DRASTICALLY different people than we thought we were. So dont tell me that we should KNOW who a person is. People change and dont even realize it. And things can happen that make a person feel differently. I can completely understand what Archren is saying, Ive been there. Maybe she didnt word it easily for you comprehension, but obviously you havent been there so you dont know.

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I'm working on that. I think the sad pathetic look on my face on nice days here are getting to her.
Keep it up! *crosses fingers*
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:20 PM   #102
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We were referring in a general sense, as it's happened more than once [closer to eleventy billion times] that men refer to getting married as the sex-stopper.
It's not just men here either, it's everywhere. It's women too. I had aunts at my wedding tell me to put a bean in a jar everytime a get it during the first year of marriage and then start taking one out every time after the first year and see if I could empty it. It's a running joke with everyone. This is nothing new with either sex and I am surprised it was even brought up. It's just like every other stereotype out there.
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:22 PM   #103
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Okay but the OP titled this thread "Hey Boys!!! You aren't doing it right! Which implies that he and the other married men on this forum who aren't getting laid are being rejected through some fault of their own. Or am I failing "reading comprehension 101" once again?
Its called a hi-jack, come on sweetie, you know how this works...what the hell are you doing staying on topic??!!
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:24 PM   #104
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It's not just men here either, it's everywhere. It's women too. I had aunts at my wedding tell me to put a bean in a jar everytime a get it during the first year of marriage and then start taking one out every time after the first year and see if I could empty it. It's a running joke with everyone. This is nothing new with either sex and I am surprised it was even brought up. It's just like every other stereotype out there.
you're supposed to flick the bean, not put it in a jar...

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Sex after marriage doesn't stop, it just changes. Instead of no holds barred, break the bed, aerobic style sex, you just wait till she sleeps, put your penis on her cheek, take a picture and jerk off to it later.
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:26 PM   #105
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you're supposed to flick the bean, not put it in a jar...
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:27 PM   #106
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that's a HUGE fuckin' bean... that may require medical attention...
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that's a HUGE fuckin' bean... that may require medical attention...
Or just extra attention.
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Or just extra attention.
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