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Old 06-13-2011, 07:12 PM   #101
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I wish women kept service records of their vaginas.
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Old 06-13-2011, 07:25 PM   #102
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Old 06-13-2011, 07:27 PM   #103
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Old 06-13-2011, 07:39 PM   #104
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I would trust that less then a garage work order.

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Old 06-13-2011, 07:40 PM   #105
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I would trust that less then a garage work order.

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I was going to say... like you REALLY want to know
Thats what came to my mind first. Most wouldn't even want to know.

How many guys here would want a woman to keep Gasman type records on their vagina?

And that brings up another point. Even if someone keeps records they can toss ones that point to a problem. I know a guy that bought 3 wheel bearings from me for his Integra years ago. He could just keep the latest and say it has a new one. That seems ok till you find out it had 3 new ones in a month.

So once again you can't just go by the records.

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Old 06-13-2011, 10:08 PM   #107
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I keep all receipts for service or parts/chems/etc. to show that I either had the service performed or did it myself. For all of our vehicles/bikes we've had.

When we sold my wife's Civic ~4 years ago, the guy that bought it showed up and gave the car a quick once over, then looked at my garage. I showed him the folder full of receipts for the vehicle and offered to go through them with him and he declined. We went for a quick test drive and when we got back I went to open the hood and he said don't bother. He then told me that after seeing the state my garage was in (clean and organized) and the stack of receipts that anyone who kept their shit in order like that would have taken care of their car. He gave me a deposit and came back in a couple of days with cash in hand for my asking price.

So yeah - personally, I am a firm believer in keeping receipts and records.
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Thats what came to my mind first. Most wouldn't even want to know.

How many guys here would want a woman to keep Gasman type records on their vagina?

And that brings up another point. Even if someone keeps records they can toss ones that point to a problem. I know a guy that bought 3 wheel bearings from me for his Integra years ago. He could just keep the latest and say it has a new one. That seems ok till you find out it had 3 new ones in a month.

So once again you can't just go by the records.

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Old 06-13-2011, 11:29 PM   #108
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38 guys? I guess that's not too bad. Hey, wait, what the hell? A leaf blower? A fucking leaf blower? I mean I can deal with a nerf football but a leaf blower? Like was it running? No. Ya know what? Don't even tell me, I'll just keep looking.



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Old 06-14-2011, 12:55 AM   #109
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I am driving that thing til it dies
That is what they all say.......But frankly I've never known anyone who does. At worst, they might give it to a relative as a hand-me-down, or give it to charity, but it was still in running condition......just beat-up and stinky and oxidized maybe.
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Old 06-14-2011, 01:42 AM   #110
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That is what they all say.......But frankly I've never known anyone who does. At worst, they might give it to a relative as a hand-me-down, or give it to charity, but it was still in running condition......just beat-up and stinky and oxidized maybe.
I've already put more miles on both on my vfr than 100 sport bikes combined that have been sold numerous times.
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