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Old 10-29-2009, 09:15 PM   #91
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Hey Tig, your how much older is your class ring than your GF?
OK, I know I don't have much room to talk, but, this is fuckin' funny!! (My husband was 4 when I graduated from highschool. )
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Old 10-29-2009, 09:18 PM   #92
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Old 10-29-2009, 09:28 PM   #93
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Old 10-29-2009, 09:48 PM   #94
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hmmmm I wonder why she sticks around? I can give you 9 1/2 reasons!
She cut off 1/2 of one of your fingers and wants to hang around to nip the rest off?
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:04 PM   #95
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Oh I graduated in 1983 so my class ring is WAY older!
You were wearing one of those Micheal Jackson Thriller jackets weren't you?
Jheri curl dripping as you break danced in the halls....
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:16 PM   #98
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You were wearing one of those Micheal Jackson Thriller jackets weren't you?
Jheri curl dripping as you break danced in the halls....
Aw I couldn't afford Members Only and I'm a halfbreed=no need for goop to have curly hair! Now I did do a mean Moon Walk back in the day!!!
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:28 AM   #99
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There is nothing you all can do to piss me off today!!! I made $300 today and I just got my replacement computer from Dell... they sent me a fucking Alienware M17X!!!! 2.8 ghz processor, blueray player, face recognition, etc!Yep you heard me and I don't have to send my old computer back to them! I'm starting a damn thread...holy fuck!!!

Oh I graduated in 1983 so my class ring is WAY older!

Marko, I don't have any real money, I've been laid off since forever, definitely NOT the nicest guy in the world and I'm not exactly Brad Pitt looks wise....hmmmm I wonder why she sticks around? I can give you 9 1/2 reasons!

I've been using the promise ring deal forever and it seems to work pretty well! I believe that it gives the girl a sense of security...


Aw who gives a fuck? On to my computer thread!!!
you fucked her twice and gave her a fifty cent piece?
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:40 AM   #100
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you fucked her twice and gave her a fifty cent piece?
And he stole her new computer

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