Who here plays hockey?

Homeslice · 01-24-2012, 03:19 PM

So Kerry claims he got these black eyes playing hockey.......that someone hit him with his stick...

I could see one black eye, but two? I call bs

I say plastic surgery...

Trip · 01-24-2012, 03:21 PM

I could see one eye, not two. He is old, old ppl bruise easy.

shmike · 01-24-2012, 03:22 PM

A shot to the nose can easily bruise both eyes.

Dave · 01-24-2012, 03:57 PM

Supposedly his nose is broken too

Porkchop · 01-24-2012, 06:05 PM

Bullshit. I play hockey 3/4 of the year and have never seen that before. A stick won't leave that kind of bruise anyway, it will cut more often than bruise.

I also can't see someone of his age playing in a league that allows half-shields or no shields. I also dont see someone of his fame wanting to mess up his face by not wearing a full cage.

derf · 01-24-2012, 07:18 PM

Ok, so my first thought is that his wife told him twice

Papa_Complex · 01-25-2012, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf

Ok, so my first thought is that his wife told him twice

She wouldn't hit him. She'd just cut off his allowance. That would hurt more.

A cross-check to the nose could do it.

OneSickPsycho · 01-25-2012, 05:14 PM

It's certainly possible based on the text... the picture however puts it into question... If you get whacked in the bridge of the nose and get black eyes, they aren't on the sides of your face, but rather right underneath your eyes...

Papa_Complex · 01-25-2012, 06:38 PM

The blood goes somewhere and I've seen people with broken noses, who had a similar set of

eyes.

Another picture here: http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/...a-busted-nose/

Particle Man · 01-25-2012, 06:39 PM

He got pucked over, eh?

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Porkchop 125GP Champion Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Worthington, OH Moto: Empty Garage Posts: 3,418	Bullshit. I play hockey 3/4 of the year and have never seen that before. A stick won't leave that kind of bruise anyway, it will cut more often than bruise. I also can't see someone of his age playing in a league that allows half-shields or no shields. I also dont see someone of his fame wanting to mess up his face by not wearing a full cage. __________________ *Coming soon? 2010 Ducati Monster 696 - Sold 1984 Honda VF500F - Sold 1999 Yamaha R6 - Sold

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Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	The blood goes somewhere and I've seen people with broken noses, who had a similar set of eyes. Another picture here: http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/...a-busted-nose/ __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

01-25-2012, 05:14 PM	#8
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	It's certainly possible based on the text... the picture however puts it into question... If you get whacked in the bridge of the nose and get black eyes, they aren't on the sides of your face, but rather right underneath your eyes...

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Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	He got pucked over, eh?