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04-07-2011, 11:35 PM
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
Posts: 8,704
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Good God. My dog is gassing me.
Jeeeez! Dog farts can take the paint off the walls.
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04-08-2011, 12:36 AM
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Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
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Your dog ain't got shit on me right now. Whew!
You KNOW it's bad when you can't stand the smell of your own farts. Fucking killing myself here...
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04-08-2011, 01:35 AM
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Filthy Noob
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: NC
Moto: 2009 ER-6n
Posts: 54
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No, bad is when you run yourself out of the bathroom....
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04-08-2011, 01:40 AM
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
Posts: 8,704
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It's a fiesta every time I go to the bathroom.
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04-08-2011, 09:10 AM
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cruiser
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: on the run
Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09
Posts: 2,749
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actually it's bad when you have a boxer and a bulldog and they have competitions. then of course run to smell what the other one did.
i'd put them in the garage but it would strip the paint of the bikes. LOL |
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04-10-2011, 09:13 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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My white shepherd used to cut a loud one and then run like hell scared out of her mind because she couldn't figure out where the sound came from. A couple times she caught the smell at the same time and got even more scared and pissed herself while running away... And hardwood floors added to the hilarity.
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04-11-2011, 12:08 PM
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Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: nothing...
Posts: 11,254
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Taco just started dropping rippers... this morning he ripped a long one... like 5 seconds while he was eating... he stopped eating, ripped it, and continued eating... totally funny.
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04-11-2011, 12:12 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Odessa, TX
Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird
Posts: 4,931
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A dog with farts bad enough to peel paint is having intestinal issues....
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1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird |
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04-11-2011, 12:39 PM
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My balls, your chin
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The desert of Az
Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250
Posts: 1,917
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I just googled dog fart. Wow.
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04-11-2011, 12:40 PM
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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