Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-14-2011, 03:35 PM   #11
pauldun170
Serious Business
 
pauldun170's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
Posts: 9,723
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by udman View Post
paul needs high levels of caffeine to function. Otherwise this happens...
__________________


Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave View Post
feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
pauldun170 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-15-2011, 10:11 PM   #12
askmrjesus
Soul Man
 
askmrjesus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by pauldun170 View Post
Climb into the air vents!!
Noone ever looks in the air vents.
JC
Attached Images
File Type: jpg vent1.jpg (53.9 KB, 64 views)
File Type: jpg fatdudeinavent.jpg (165.7 KB, 1 views)
File Type: jpg someguyfromthealienmovie.jpg (23.3 KB, 64 views)
File Type: jpg ventshaftalien.jpg (54.5 KB, 64 views)
File Type: jpg newt.jpg (15.9 KB, 64 views)
__________________
The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
askmrjesus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-15-2011, 10:27 PM   #13
dReWpY
RIP REX
 
dReWpY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Murfreesboro, TN
Moto: 2008 1125R
Posts: 7,467
Default

haha JC to the rescue, PAuldon just wants me to get shot to shit
__________________

Venom R1-016 Squadron
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip View Post
Moral of this story is everyone is fucked up no matter atheist or religious.
dReWpY is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-15-2011, 10:30 PM   #14
dReWpY
RIP REX
 
dReWpY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Murfreesboro, TN
Moto: 2008 1125R
Posts: 7,467
Default

found out what the shooting was about
two guys were arguing about a babies momma and the inconclusive paternity results, one guy got pissed and pulled a gun, other guy tried calling his bluff and said you aint even got blanks in it.. he was wrong, shoulda just called him out on not being able hit a target, woulda been more truthful haha
__________________

Venom R1-016 Squadron
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip View Post
Moral of this story is everyone is fucked up no matter atheist or religious.

Last edited by dReWpY; 02-15-2011 at 10:37 PM..
dReWpY is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-15-2011, 10:34 PM   #15
pauldun170
Serious Business
 
pauldun170's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
Posts: 9,723
Default

__________________


Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave View Post
feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
pauldun170 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-16-2011, 12:19 AM   #16
Apoc
For Science. You Monster.
 
Apoc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB
Posts: 3,546
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by drewpy View Post
found out what the shooting was about
two guys were arguing about a babies momma and the inconclusive paternity results, one guy got pissed and pulled a gun, other guy tried calling his bluff and said you aint even got blanks in it.. he was wrong, shoulda just called him out on not being able hit a target, woulda been more truthful haha
Was the guy killed?

Shooting over paternity results.

'Oh noez, itss yo's n***a'!
__________________
Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female).

And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.
Apoc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-16-2011, 01:08 AM   #17
dReWpY
RIP REX
 
dReWpY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Murfreesboro, TN
Moto: 2008 1125R
Posts: 7,467
Default

I think he lost a hangnail
__________________

Venom R1-016 Squadron
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip View Post
Moral of this story is everyone is fucked up no matter atheist or religious.
dReWpY is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-17-2011, 12:11 AM   #18
Angee
Dutch's PITA
 
Angee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Back in Nashville!
Moto: I ride Dutch...and an 09 Kawi 250
Posts: 735
Default

I saw that at work...glad you're ok...now move the hell out of the Boro! That place is getting bad down there...Smyrna and Lavergne on the WEST side of I-24 is nice...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by another board
If any of us were still questioning your sexuality, you just added the last banana to your fruit salad, buddy.
Quote:
Originally Posted by anthonyk View Post
Those things are awesome. We gave out the clap and syphilis last christmas.
Angee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-17-2011, 02:13 AM   #19
dReWpY
RIP REX
 
dReWpY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Murfreesboro, TN
Moto: 2008 1125R
Posts: 7,467
Default

i woke up this morning with a txt from the emergency line stating there had been another shooting three streets down from me and that the perp was running towards campus, dude was never caught! and we live in the good side of town! WTF!
__________________

Venom R1-016 Squadron
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip View Post
Moral of this story is everyone is fucked up no matter atheist or religious.
dReWpY is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-17-2011, 10:30 AM   #20
Captain Morgan
Let's do another U-turn
 
Captain Morgan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indiana
Moto: 2009 V-Strom
Posts: 3,816
Default

Sounds to me like it's time for you to start carrying. Sheesh!
Captain Morgan is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:25 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.