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Old 08-17-2010, 09:57 PM   #1
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Let me tell you about my Border Collie!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.people.com/people/article...413769,00.html

Positively LOVE this story!
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Old 08-17-2010, 10:06 PM   #2
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Let me tell you about my Border Collie!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.people.com/people/article...413769,00.html

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So much win.
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Old 08-17-2010, 10:18 PM   #3
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what a douche
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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 08-17-2010, 10:24 PM   #4
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As long as he harmed no one else, all is well.
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Old 08-17-2010, 10:31 PM   #5
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As long as he harmed no one else, all is well.

The dog.




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Old 08-17-2010, 10:56 PM   #6
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The dog.
She is going to be fine. So it is all good in the end.
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:00 PM   #7
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What about the car? Can I have his phone as it is probably an iphone, which I can turn around and sell for $800.
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:14 PM   #8
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"He lived up in Malibu on a tiny street and he was texting while driving and he accidentally went over the cliff,"
This made me laugh out loud - I'm going to hell. I know it.
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:16 PM   #9
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There's a special piss filled kiddy pool waiting for you in hell.

Ya. I was thinking O he got T-boned or something. Nope, right off the 'O cliffer.
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Old 08-18-2010, 01:58 AM   #10
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This is not a time to celebrate. Plastic Surgeons are to be cherished and loved for the great gift they give us everyday. Big Titties!!!

But I am very glad the Border Collie is okay.
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