NASA and the muslim world

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Sounds like someone added his own talking points to make himself look good on an interview.
Next up..at a N.O.W. conference
"My top priority is to reach out to single, unattractive angry women across the world, to embolden them by allowing them to beat mean with used tampons."

Sounds right to me. Hell, who in the US watches Al Jazeera anyway?

Originally Posted by Homeslice

You are talking about a society where less than 1% have access to video games, and where their ability to "get bitches" is severely constrained by their archaic cultural norms.

In the hinterlands, sure. I suspect that people in Baghdad and Tehran don't have a lot of trouble finding bitches, and you can bet that the "observant Muslims" at the top of the food chain in Riyadh don't wont for 20 year old scotch and blonde hookers.

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Then why don't we just parachute them with weed and porn? They jack off and get tired, then smoke a doobie and get more tired.

quick, someone call Obama and tell him we have a solution

[EpyonXero]

...waiting for the punchline.

[Adeptus_Minor]

In space...how will they determine the qiblah?

[smileyman]

Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

In space...how will they determine the qiblah?

Winner!

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

In space...how will they determine the qiblah?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qibla

The Qiblah from space
In April 2006, Malaysian National Space Agency (Angkasa), the Malaysian space agency, sponsored a conference[3] of scientists and religious scholars to address the issue of how the Qiblah should be determined when one is in orbit. The conference concluded that the astronaut should determine the location of the qibala "according to [their] capability".[4] There have already been several Muslim astronauts, among them the very first being Sultan bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud, the latest being the first Muslim woman in space Anousheh Ansari and the Malaysian angkasawan Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor. Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani has stated that one should face the direction of the Earth.

[Adeptus_Minor]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qibla

Yes yes... you can wikipedia too.
STFU

[101lifts2]

Obama is fucking putz. Let's use NASA so I can pander to the Muslims in the U.S.....and tout it off as if they will contribute so much to math and science as to make space travel to Mars possible. The dudes head is on Mars.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

You are talking about a society where less than 1% have access to video games, and where their ability to "get bitches" is severely constrained by their archaic cultural norms.

Usually they have to get boys long before they can afford the dowry on a girl.