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Old 05-23-2010, 02:11 PM   #1
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Default Jonas Bros Prove Premarital sex is good

Thank you Jonas Bros for proving that pre marital sex and co-habitation are good things

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Kevin Jonas, 22, shed his purity ring when he got married in December, but that doesn't mean he and his wife are sharing a bed.

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They've only been married for five months, but Kevin Jonas and his wife, Danielle Deleasa, are already sleeping in separate beds. According to a friend of the couple's, when it comes to their sleeping arrangements, the honeymoon is over. But it's not what you think -- the problem is that Kevin, 22, snores like a freight train! "Kevin and Danielle had never spent a night together until their wedding night, so she had no clue that he snores so loudly," the insider explains. "She loves her husband, but now she sleeps in a guest room when he gets too noisy." "They are still crazy about each other," says the pal. "But the snoring has become a big joke for their friends."
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Old 05-23-2010, 03:33 PM   #2
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Would you buy a car without a test drive?

Didnt think so.
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Old 05-23-2010, 03:46 PM   #3
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Would you buy a car without a test drive?

Didnt think so.
exactly.
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Old 05-23-2010, 04:11 PM   #4
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I bought a bike without a test ride and it's worked out just fine. I must just put up with the sexiness or something.
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Old 05-24-2010, 03:25 PM   #5
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I'll buy a bike without a test drive, sure, but I'd never restrict myself to one vagina for the rest of my life without making sure it's quality. That's just silly.
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Old 05-24-2010, 04:00 PM   #6
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My wife sometimes kicks me out for snoring. So fuck you guys.

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Old 05-24-2010, 04:29 PM   #7
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My wife sometimes kicks me out for snoring. So fuck you guts.
Victoria can't wake me up to kick me out. Wiiiiiin.
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Old 05-24-2010, 04:30 PM   #8
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I'll buy a bike without a test drive, sure, but I'd never restrict myself to one vagina for the rest of my life without making sure it's quality. That's just silly.
Exactly. Like I'm gonna ring her on her word that I can piitb
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I said car not bike.

I bought my bike without a test ride to.

Diff pieces of fruit boys.
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Old 05-25-2010, 12:26 AM   #10
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I said car not bike.

I bought my bike without a test ride to.

Diff pieces of fruit boys.

I don't see a difference.
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