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Old 05-18-2010, 10:32 AM   #11
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I lie all the time about where I am in traffic.
I will tell my wife I am at "Exit X", when in reality I am about 2 miles away from that exit.
She in turn lies about already having left, when I know damn well she is still at home looking at her ass in the mirror.
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:42 AM   #12
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wtf is "I had no signal"?
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:58 AM   #13
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wtf is "I had no signal"?
I think its no cell phone signal.
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Old 05-18-2010, 11:34 AM   #14
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Or turn signals.
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Old 05-18-2010, 12:33 PM   #15
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Default The difference between Men and Women's lies.

A man is more likely to lie in order to stay out late drinking with the boys.

A woman is more likely to lie about fucking your best friend.
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Old 05-18-2010, 01:00 PM   #16
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So they held a poll about lying which inherently depends on respondents telling the truth for the results to have any validity? I think there may be a flaw in their method.
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Old 05-18-2010, 01:35 PM   #17
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So based on this thread... and the thread about toddlers who lie... does that mean men are smarter than women? Or does it just mean we have the mentality of a 2 year old?

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Old 05-19-2010, 06:40 PM   #18
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Obviously I don't know any British women.
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Old 05-19-2010, 06:45 PM   #19
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So based on this thread... and the thread about toddlers who lie... does that mean men are smarter than women? Or does it just mean we have the mentality of a 2 year old?

I will go with both, my fiancee says I am like a 4yr old on a good day
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