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10-20-2009, 12:57 PM | #3 |
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And while hes in jail everybody is going to be banging her.
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10-20-2009, 02:06 PM | #4 |
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10-20-2009, 12:59 PM | #5 |
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Mistake #1
Edwards was neither wearing a strawhat nor was he sporting overalls Mistake #2 Instead of using a phrase containing the word "git", Edwards told police a lie. Mistake #3 Edwards used a handgun when according to state law, only a double barrel shotgun or Winchester single shot rifle may be used when chasing them boys. |
10-20-2009, 01:14 PM | #6 | |
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10-20-2009, 01:25 PM | #7 |
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Pitchforks are permissible but problematic in practice.
Ma's and Pa's may use a pitchfork HOWEVER an issue arises when pitchforks are used within the confines of the home. Pitchforks become unwieldy in tight quarters and pose liability issues for Ma's and Pa's. If you git the varmit in the backside with the forks as he scrams out the window, you are fine from a legal standpoint. However, if during the melee you strike the varmit with the HANDLE of the pitchfork you may be held liable for maintaining an unsafe environment. To mitigate this risks, Ma's and Pa's must use a specially prepare pitchfork where the shaft\handle are covered in state approved padding. |
10-20-2009, 01:34 PM | #8 | |
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10-20-2009, 02:15 PM | #9 | |
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10-20-2009, 01:12 PM | #10 |
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Sounds like stepdaddy is going to jail and then it's open season on the daughter and her mom.
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