Man shoots 18-yr old having sex with 16-yr old stepdaughter. - Page 3

Smittie61984 · 10-20-2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

Either way, this moron is going to go to jail. All because he got pissed that somebody was fucking his little stepgirl besides him.

Fixed.

Why is it not suprising this story is out of Florida.

101lifts2 · 10-21-2009, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

Or, you could realize that as long as they have a dick or a vagina, they're going to want to fuck.

And you could teach about the consequences and how to respect themselves, and hope they don't turn into sluts.

Either way, this moron is going to go to jail. All because he got pissed that somebody was fucking his little girl.

Agree 100%

EpyonXero · 10-20-2009, 11:57 AM

And while hes in jail everybody is going to be banging her.

tached1000rr · 10-20-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by EpyonXero

And while hes in jail everybody is going to be banging her.

and everyone will be banging him while he's in jail too

pauldun170 · 10-20-2009, 11:59 AM

Mistake #1
Edwards was neither wearing a strawhat nor was he sporting overalls

Mistake #2
Instead of using a phrase containing the word "git", Edwards told police a lie.

Mistake #3
Edwards used a handgun when according to state law, only a double barrel shotgun or Winchester single shot rifle may be used when chasing them boys.

Papa_Complex · 10-20-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

Mistake #1
Edwards was neither wearing a strawhat nor was he sporting overalls

Mistake #2
Instead of using a phrase containing the word "git", Edwards told police a lie.

Mistake #3
Edwards used a handgun when according to state law, only a double barrel shotgun or Winchester single shot rifle may be used when chasing them boys.

I believe that pitchforks are also permissible.

pauldun170 · 10-20-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I believe that pitchforks are also permissible.

Pitchforks are permissible but problematic in practice.
Ma's and Pa's may use a pitchfork HOWEVER an issue arises when pitchforks are used within the confines of the home.
Pitchforks become unwieldy in tight quarters and pose liability issues for Ma's and Pa's.

If you git the varmit in the backside with the forks as he scrams out the window, you are fine from a legal standpoint.

However, if during the melee you strike the varmit with the HANDLE of the pitchfork you may be held liable for maintaining an unsafe environment.

To mitigate this risks, Ma's and Pa's must use a specially prepare pitchfork where the shaft\handle are covered in state approved padding.

Papa_Complex · 10-20-2009, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

Pitchforks are permissible but problematic in practice.
Ma's and Pa's may use a pitchfork HOWEVER an issue arises when pitchforks are used within the confines of the home.
Pitchforks become unwieldy in tight quarters and pose liability issues for Ma's and Pa's.

If you git the varmit in the backside with the forks as he scrams out the window, you are fine from a legal standpoint.

However, if during the melee you strike the varmit with the HANDLE of the pitchfork you may be held liable for maintaining an unsafe environment.

To mitigate this risks, Ma's and Pa's must use a specially prepare pitchfork where the shaft\handle are covered in state approved padding.

Perhaps it's time that measures that have been successful in other jurisdictions be adopted then? Italian fathers and step-fathers find that a butcher knife, or meat cleaver is an effective in-home device. Pakistani fathers stick with the butcher knife, as the cleaver requires too much upper body strength.

pauldun170 · 10-20-2009, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Perhaps it's time that measures that have been successful in other jurisdictions be adopted then? Italian fathers and step-fathers find that a butcher knife, or meat cleaver is an effective in-home device. Pakistani fathers stick with the butcher knife, as the cleaver requires too much upper body strength.

Ok...but do you place restrictions on pitchforks? Currently the risks concerning pitchforks have to do with Tort law. Do you propose that the state get involved?

In most states butcher knives are tightly regulated (must have license and bushy mustache).

z06boy · 10-20-2009, 12:12 PM

Sounds like stepdaddy is going to jail and then it's open season on the daughter and her mom.

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