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Old 10-05-2009, 04:57 PM   #11
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Do you know anyone (besides maybe yourself ) who wipes in a forward direction?
Your a chick?

Holy crap...

I'm sorry for the insults all these years.
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Your a chick?

Holy crap...

I'm sorry for the insults all these years.
I like to think of myself as a gentleman.

Post up your tits

At least now the fashion advice makes sense.
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Old 10-05-2009, 05:02 PM   #13
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Interesting, so I'm the only guy here intelligent enough to wipe in a rearward direction.

Actually, considering this board, that's not too surprising.
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Old 10-05-2009, 05:06 PM   #14
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Interesting, so I'm the only guy here intelligent enough to wipe in a rearward direction.

Actually, considering this board, that's not too surprising.
Wait..yer a dude?

shit I'm confused...
or is it you who is confused?
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Old 10-05-2009, 10:56 PM   #15
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Interesting, so I'm the only guy here intelligent enough to wipe in a rearward direction.

Actually, considering this board, that's not too surprising.
It's harder to wipe in the rearward direction. I guess I can understand the first wipe, but chicks do it so they don't get shit up their twat which could result in a vaginal infection.

After the first or second wipe, its always rear to front.
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Old 10-05-2009, 11:42 PM   #16
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Old 10-06-2009, 12:14 AM   #17
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It's harder to wipe in the rearward direction. I guess I can understand the first wipe, but chicks do it so they don't get shit up their twat which could result in a vaginal infection.

After the first or second wipe, its always rear to front.
WTF? How exactly is it "harder" to wipe front to rear?
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Old 10-06-2009, 12:36 AM   #18
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WTF? How exactly is it "harder" to wipe front to rear?
Back is stronger than chest. Just sayin....
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