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Old 07-23-2009, 11:44 AM   #1
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Default Lucky3623 - "Carpet Shark"

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3. Carpet Shark

A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.
That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:46 AM   #2
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3. Carpet Shark

A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.
That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.

LOL....

Carpet Shark - Child who crawls wildly around on the floor destroying anything in their path, along with pulling down everything from coffe/end tables, chairs, tv's... at least that is what we called them since I can remember...
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I think Lucky's definition is slightly more appropriate given the situation.
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:52 AM   #4
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I think Lucky's definition is slightly more appropriate given the situation.
You mind your business little miss potty mouth!!
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Old 07-23-2009, 02:24 PM   #6
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