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Old 04-01-2009, 09:45 PM   #1
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Stranger: Hi.
You: hello
Stranger: This thing is exhausting.
You: why?
Stranger: So many morons.
You: really, i dont think so
Stranger: Maybe I am just bitter.
You: yeah
You: want to fuck a donkey?
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:58 PM   #2
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ronaldo
You: No i dont want to have sex yet. i am only 11
You: i'm telling my dad
You: he's a policeman
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You can come back here with me after the rally and do it!!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:38 PM   #3
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Not only is this thread hilarious, but I cant wait to see two people on here end up chatting with each other,
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:42 PM   #4
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: RONALDO
You: bacon
Stranger: SALAME
You: bacon
Stranger: MORTADELA
You: bacon
Stranger: PRESUNTO
You: bacon
Stranger: QUEIJO
You: bacon
Stranger: SANDUICHE DE MERDA
You: bacon
Stranger: BACON
You: bacon
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I decided to play
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:47 PM   #5
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Stranger: Vasco
You: Vasco?
You: thats a name for faggots
Stranger: Si
You: are you a faggot vasco?
Stranger: FUCK
You: do you touch men in inappropriate ways?
You: and speak slow spanish to them?
Stranger: أنت مثلي الجنس؟
You: you terrorist son of a bitch
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I don't give a fuck if it's Hitler cake, it's still CAKE!
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You can come back here with me after the rally and do it!!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:54 PM   #6
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: the fucking program said for you to say "hi" not "hey"
You: cant follow a simple instruction?
Stranger: ye but I am a fucking rebel
You: you slow boy?
Stranger: no, just being a fucking rebel man!
You: oh, so you shop at hot topic then?
You: answer the fucking question you terrorist asshole!
You: i dont speak that squiggle language of yours
Stranger: harr
You: i got a one way ticket to gitmo for you
Stranger: Shit
Stranger: YALLYLALYL
Stranger: DURK DURKA BALLAH JIHAD
Stranger: is that what you wanna hear huh?
Stranger: Duuude?
You: you're a fucking delivery boy for grocery clerks aren't you
Stranger: Almost right
You: come coollect your fucking bill
Stranger: that were a step up though
Stranger: from what I really am
You: your my father
Stranger: luke..
You: luke is a name parents give to their kids when they want them to grow up to be gay
Stranger: so you turned out to be gay then?
You: only when my penis is inside a guy
Stranger: ahaa
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Bye bye
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I don't give a fuck if it's Hitler cake, it's still CAKE!
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You can come back here with me after the rally and do it!!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:03 PM   #7
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Stranger: Vasco
You: Vasco?
You: thats a name for faggots
Stranger: Si
You: are you a faggot vasco?
Stranger: FUCK
You: do you touch men in inappropriate ways?
You: and speak slow spanish to them?
Stranger: أنت مثلي الجنس؟
You: you terrorist son of a bitch
I have run into that faggot several times.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:16 PM   #8
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i am having to omuch fucking fun
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:19 PM   #9
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whats with all the brazilians?
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:24 PM   #10
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Wow... I must really suck. I logged in and after waiting over 3 minutes, I never got connected to talk with anyone!

LOL... how sucky THAT feeling is!
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