|
04-01-2009, 09:45 PM | #1 | |
Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Louisiana
Moto: A Twin
Posts: 4,067
|
__________________
The key to living a full life is to live dangerously, yet not dying stupidly. My knee pads may be Air-Ride and chrome plated but I have standards as to who I use them on. Quote:
|
|
04-01-2009, 09:58 PM | #2 |
Alleged Puppy Pimper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
Posts: 2,135
|
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Ronaldo You: No i dont want to have sex yet. i am only 11 You: i'm telling my dad You: he's a policeman Your conversational partner has disconnected.
__________________
Opinions are nothing like assholes, opinions are like vaginas, less then half of everyone has one, everyone else uses one that isn't their own, and there is no better way to fit in or be cast out than to share yours |
04-01-2009, 10:38 PM | #3 |
Bring on the Zombies!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cleveland
Moto: 2000 Yamaha YZF600R
Posts: 2,691
|
Not only is this thread hilarious, but I cant wait to see two people on here end up chatting with each other,
|
04-01-2009, 10:42 PM | #4 | |
Custom User Title
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
|
Quote:
__________________
I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
|
04-01-2009, 10:47 PM | #5 |
Alleged Puppy Pimper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
Posts: 2,135
|
Stranger: Vasco
You: Vasco? You: thats a name for faggots Stranger: Si You: are you a faggot vasco? Stranger: FUCK You: do you touch men in inappropriate ways? You: and speak slow spanish to them? Stranger: أنت مثلي الجنس؟ You: you terrorist son of a bitch
__________________
Opinions are nothing like assholes, opinions are like vaginas, less then half of everyone has one, everyone else uses one that isn't their own, and there is no better way to fit in or be cast out than to share yours |
04-01-2009, 10:54 PM | #6 |
Alleged Puppy Pimper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
Posts: 2,135
|
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey You: the fucking program said for you to say "hi" not "hey" You: cant follow a simple instruction? Stranger: ye but I am a fucking rebel You: you slow boy? Stranger: no, just being a fucking rebel man! You: oh, so you shop at hot topic then? You: answer the fucking question you terrorist asshole! You: i dont speak that squiggle language of yours Stranger: harr You: i got a one way ticket to gitmo for you Stranger: Shit Stranger: YALLYLALYL Stranger: DURK DURKA BALLAH JIHAD Stranger: is that what you wanna hear huh? Stranger: Duuude? You: you're a fucking delivery boy for grocery clerks aren't you Stranger: Almost right You: come coollect your fucking bill Stranger: that were a step up though Stranger: from what I really am You: your my father Stranger: luke.. You: luke is a name parents give to their kids when they want them to grow up to be gay Stranger: so you turned out to be gay then? You: only when my penis is inside a guy Stranger: ahaa Stranger: Well Stranger: Bye bye
__________________
Opinions are nothing like assholes, opinions are like vaginas, less then half of everyone has one, everyone else uses one that isn't their own, and there is no better way to fit in or be cast out than to share yours |
04-01-2009, 11:03 PM | #7 | |
Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
|
I have run into that faggot several times.
__________________
Quote:
|
|
04-01-2009, 11:16 PM | #8 |
Alleged Puppy Pimper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
Posts: 2,135
|
i am having to omuch fucking fun
__________________
Opinions are nothing like assholes, opinions are like vaginas, less then half of everyone has one, everyone else uses one that isn't their own, and there is no better way to fit in or be cast out than to share yours |
04-01-2009, 11:19 PM | #9 |
BOOBS!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Saratoga, NY
Moto: 06 CBR 600RR
Posts: 1,188
|
whats with all the brazilians?
|
04-01-2009, 11:24 PM | #10 |
I'm taller on Facebook
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: So. Cal.
Posts: 327
|
Wow... I must really suck. I logged in and after waiting over 3 minutes, I never got connected to talk with anyone!
LOL... how sucky THAT feeling is!
__________________
I went to bed at 8 and got home at 11. "C’est quelque chose de merveilleux que de faire de sa passion, son métie." |
Bookmarks |
|
|