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Old 03-10-2009, 12:46 PM   #1
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YOU WILL EARN GOOD AMOUNT OF MONEY AND AT THE SAME TIME YOU CAN SERVE GOD BY DOING THIS...KINDLY REPLY TO THIS EMAIL(workforministry001@me.com)...
THIS JOB IS VERY SIMPLE AND IT IS FULL/PART TIME JOB FOR WHOM IT MAY CONCERN...WHO WE NEED IS TRUSTWORTHY AND HONEST PERSON ...PLEASE IF YOU KNOW YOU DONT POSSES ANY OF THIS QUALITIES DONT MAIL US ...
GOD BLESS YOU...............
REV Thomas booby.....
I clicked on this out of boredom, laughed at how vague it is, and then some more at the horrible grammar but then "Rev Thomas BOOBY??? Booby, as in KNOCKERS? TITS? FUN BAGS? CHESTICLES? Are you kidding me???

So, who's really bored and wants to email Rev Sweater Kittens and find out what the job is??
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Old 03-10-2009, 01:31 PM   #2
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:55 PM   #3
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I clicked on this out of boredom, laughed at how vague it is, and then some more at the horrible grammar but then "Rev Thomas BOOBY??? Booby, as in KNOCKERS? TITS? FUN BAGS? CHESTICLES? Are you kidding me???

So, who's really bored and wants to email Rev Sweater Kittens and find out what the job is??
I'm in. Which craigslist? (I need to get my story straight).

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Nevermind, I found it.

I'll let you know if I get hired...

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Nevermind, I found it.

I'll let you know if I get hired...

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What? Who has better qualifications than me?

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What? Who has better qualifications than me?

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me. Or I'm full of shit. We'll let the Rev. booby decide

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LOL, sorry I didn't see this earlier! AMJ, you for SURE have to let me know what kind of response you got!!!
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me. Or I'm full of shit. We'll let the Rev. booby decide

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Oh yeah?

Well I have already been offered the job.

Ok, technically, Harry Tittfucher Jr. has been offered the job.

Unfortunately, I don't think the Reverand is right with the Lord, seeing as how he's asked me, er, Harry, to sign up for Yahoo instant messenger, and send him some banking info...

I'm afraid these Boobies must be smited.

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