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02-14-2009, 09:34 AM
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
Posts: 10,799
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Happy Vday!
but please remember 2 things
1- Women can never be truly happy on Valentines day unless you have a penis that is dipped in chocolate, wrapped in money and ejaculates diamonds. 2- Wrap it or clap it
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02-14-2009, 09:55 AM
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Hopster
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R
Posts: 4,743
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Fuck Valentines Day.
Fuck it right in the goddamn ear.. And all you happy couples... fuck you too... pricks... I may be bitter and single, but I don't have to worry about candy, flowers, teddy bears, dinner reservations, dressing up... any of that. ...on the downside, Steak & a Blowjob Day isn't looking so hot... perhaps I should look into those yoga classes.
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02-14-2009, 10:20 AM
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Custom User Title
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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meh, just another day
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02-14-2009, 11:05 AM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR
Posts: 3,392
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All my husband and I are doing today for v-day is going to this little restaurant for dinner (and hopefully a little love for dessert!). It is a tradition since all the other places are crammed and a 2 hour wait. I know, I'm not a normal. BTW - HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO EVERYONE! |
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02-14-2009, 12:24 PM
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Europhile
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure
Posts: 1,875
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Bah, humbug!!!
I gotta work through the weekend.
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02-14-2009, 12:35 PM
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600-
Posts: 3,992
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Happy stupid holiday, peeps!
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02-14-2009, 12:51 PM
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just learning
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: western nc
Moto: 1996 M900
Posts: 1,348
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 Happy Day Everyone!
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02-14-2009, 01:32 PM
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Hopster
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R
Posts: 4,743
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Oh, and those of you with ready access to willing nookie... fuck you especially.
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02-14-2009, 01:56 PM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Louisiana
Moto: A Twin
Posts: 4,067
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 Even the Padawans aren't big into V-Day since they've gotten older. They ask "Why do they make a day that you're supposed to show you care about those you love when you're supposed to do that all year anyway?"
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02-14-2009, 02:03 PM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
Posts: 4,742
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All I can say is if your boyfriend/husband/whatever needs a calender to remind him that he cares about you. You have a pretty shitty partner. But again that's what women want.
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