04-22-2011, 08:54 PM | #1 |
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I'm so lonely...oh so lonely....
Damn man, my wife and all my friends are on the way to Houston (about 5 hours from me) for a Jiu Jitsu Tournament and I'm stuck here at home dog and kid sitting. I keep wanting to call and invite someone over to kick it but they're all gone!!
I may be doing a little trolling here....you'll forgive me later.
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1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird |
04-22-2011, 08:56 PM | #2 |
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I can drink a cold one for ya
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04-22-2011, 08:56 PM | #3 |
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Drink two for me, I developed a beer allergy last year and can't do it!!
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04-22-2011, 08:59 PM | #4 |
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04-22-2011, 09:01 PM | #5 |
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Can you imagine waking up at 2am one morning to discover you're suddenly allergic to the nectar of life.
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04-22-2011, 09:29 PM | #6 |
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replace beer with masterbation
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04-22-2011, 09:31 PM | #7 |
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What part of beer are you allergic to? Can it be replaced with other alcohols? Should we get you a six of Zima?
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04-22-2011, 09:34 PM | #8 | |
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Quote:
Also developed an allergy to shellfish. Probably eaten enough shrimp in my life to fill a swimming pool...then all the sudden BAM!!! FUCK YOU STOMACH!! And that was it.
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04-22-2011, 09:48 PM | #9 |
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Hookers and beer!
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04-22-2011, 09:56 PM | #10 |
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Have the kid wash your bike and sit and play video games the whole time
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