This is Ground Contol to MAJ TODD

[askmrjesus]

Just wanted to be the first person to say that.

Carry on.

JC

[pauldun170]

There is only one way to respond to this thread and I shall be the one that does it right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yyz9UvkdgA

[askmrjesus]

Did you see that kids? That's exactly why you shouldn't do coke. You never know how it was smuggled in.

And as for you, TWF's newest member MAJ TODD....

Thanks a lot for backing me up here, buddy. You could have spared us all a cocaine farting video from Paul, but no, you just left us twisting in the wind. Well nobody leaves Jesus hanging out to dry, (well, OK, technically that's not true, but still...)

You better be a real astronaut, or I'm going to be pissed.

JC

[karl_1052]

David Bowie was in love with Major Tom.

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Well nobody leaves Jesus hanging out to dry, (well, OK, technically that's not true, but still...)

I recall the Italians were the last to do so. How does your church repay you? Build their capital in Italy. I guess nobody likes you, really.

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by karl_1052

David Bowie was in love with Major Tom.

Turns out his spaceship didn't know which way to go after all, so it went both ways.

Originally Posted by karl_1052

I recall the Italians were the last to do so. How does your church repay you? Build their capital in Italy. I guess nobody likes you, really.

Bullshit. I'm huge in Japan.

JC

[LeeNetworX]

OK

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

OK

what the hell