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Old 03-27-2009, 01:02 PM   #21
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Don't piss her off?
Haven't done anything to piss her off in months. Still don't get it more than once a month or so. Not my fault, but my dry balls.
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:07 PM   #22
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Haven't done anything to piss her off in months. Still don't get it more than once a month or so. Not my fault, but my dry balls.
After you get married women forget about sex.... Unless of course it's with a friend of yours.
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:14 PM   #23
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You'd get laid more.

nah if it wasn't for the bitchin I'd get no attention at all.
19 years together will do that. LOL
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:20 PM   #24
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"cake or death"

wait - wrong thread.
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:23 PM   #25
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Remember to keep the lines of communication open at all times!

Communication is key and the most important part of a well functioning marriage and partnership.
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:25 PM   #26
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Remember to keep the lines of communication open at all times!

Communication is key and the most important part of a well functioning marriage and partnership.
what? way too serious there.
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:29 PM   #27
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what? way too serious there.

I figured I'd help her out a bit since she did ask so sincerely.
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:31 PM   #28
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Remember to keep the lines of communication open at all times!

Communication is key and the most important part of a well functioning marriage and partnership.
Sometimes that communication can be a 1 way conversation and it has no mute button.
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:34 PM   #29
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I figured I'd help her out a bit since she did ask so sincerely.
alright, guess someone should slip at least one or two good things in here.

how about the old:

never go to sleep angry with one another..................she'll stab you in your sleep. couldn't do it. LOL
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:35 PM   #30
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Sometimes that communication can be a 1 way conversation and it has no mute button.
Maybe if folks took the time to listen in the first place, it wouldn't ever turn into a rant where you wish the other person would shut up...

















Oh wait, sorry, trying to think logically and rationally again. Sorry, I'll stop that.

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