Anyone ever have a Hernia? Fuc*.... - Page 3

101lifts2 · 07-04-2010, 04:05 PM

Had one the size of a silver dollar and had it repaired using laproscopy. I have absolutely no scarring because of this method, so I would suggest you use that (though it is more $$$ if you are paying out of pocket). The cost was around 5-6 grand and I had to pay about 500-600 for the PPO plan I had at the time. The mesh makes your intestines "tight" and a tad harder to breathe. It took me 6 months to breathe normally again, though I do alot of lifting in the core area so I push it hard. You also heal much faster using the laproscopic method. I was lifting heavy again after 6 weeks.

Hernias should be soft and be able to push back in. If its hard as you say, it could be the missing other 2 inches from your 3 inch penis.

Gas Man · 07-04-2010, 07:47 PM

HOLY FUCK... no F'in way.

And why don't you have insurance? That shit blows!

Dave · 07-04-2010, 08:49 PM

Yuck, I've had a hydrocele on my left nut for years. Hoping for afghanistan so I can get the gov to fix it for free

Rangerscott · 07-04-2010, 09:28 PM

I strangulate my weiner from time to time. Am i not suppose to do that?

I do not have health insurance. Big woop. Wanna fight about it.

Angee · 07-04-2010, 11:50 PM

Get that thing checked. My youngest had one at 9 months and was back in his bouncer the next day. He's had no problems since and minimal scarring. I obviously am of minimal advice as I don't have a penis, but I've had a regular hernia so I understand to a degree what you're describing...The day I got worried, I couldn't get out of the bathtub because of the massive knot and pain. Better now than after it strangulates. I just lost my insurance when I left my job, so I'm in the same boat. Can't afford Cobra with no income, right?

Gas Man · 07-05-2010, 05:35 AM

Plus if u wait and it gets worse. It will cost u more.

Rangerscott · 07-05-2010, 01:31 PM

Kids. Pssst. Stop using them as a reason. Their healthy. Plus you're suppose to die before them anyways. Duh!

Kaneman · 07-05-2010, 02:43 PM

Well its just not an option to get the surgery right now, so I'm going to let it ride a bit. Will still make it to the Dr. here soon. Going to have to put the bike up for sale unfortunately. I really thought I could make it to 40 before my body started falling apart,

This year I have sprained my ankle twice, developed a nasty shellfish allergy (shrimp was my favorite food) and now have part of my fucking intestines pushing through my body.

If I can baby it along for half a year I should be able to swing it ok. I was planning to compete in Novice at the NAGA Jiu Jitsu tournament in Sept....now I can't even go to class. Fuck!

Thanks for the advice and listening to me vent dudes.

Rangerscott · 07-05-2010, 03:53 PM

Get that pimp to loan you some hoe cash.

Particle Man · 07-05-2010, 03:57 PM

maybe it's from those times you had to pick that V-Strom up

07-04-2010, 04:05 PM	#1
101lifts2 WSB Champion Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R Posts: 5,570	Had one the size of a silver dollar and had it repaired using laproscopy. I have absolutely no scarring because of this method, so I would suggest you use that (though it is more $$$ if you are paying out of pocket). The cost was around 5-6 grand and I had to pay about 500-600 for the PPO plan I had at the time. The mesh makes your intestines "tight" and a tad harder to breathe. It took me 6 months to breathe normally again, though I do alot of lifting in the core area so I push it hard. You also heal much faster using the laproscopic method. I was lifting heavy again after 6 weeks. Hernias should be soft and be able to push back in. If its hard as you say, it could be the missing other 2 inches from your 3 inch penis. __________________ Train Hard Ron Paul - 2012 Mark of Excellence GM Last edited by 101lifts2; 07-04-2010 at 04:09 PM..

07-04-2010, 07:47 PM	#2
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	HOLY FUCK... no F'in way. And why don't you have insurance? That shit blows! __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

07-04-2010, 09:28 PM	#4
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	I strangulate my weiner from time to time. Am i not suppose to do that? I do not have health insurance. Big woop. Wanna fight about it. Last edited by Rangerscott; 07-05-2010 at 03:52 PM..

07-05-2010, 02:43 PM	#8
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	Well its just not an option to get the surgery right now, so I'm going to let it ride a bit. Will still make it to the Dr. here soon. Going to have to put the bike up for sale unfortunately. I really thought I could make it to 40 before my body started falling apart, This year I have sprained my ankle twice, developed a nasty shellfish allergy (shrimp was my favorite food) and now have part of my fucking intestines pushing through my body. If I can baby it along for half a year I should be able to swing it ok. I was planning to compete in Novice at the NAGA Jiu Jitsu tournament in Sept....now I can't even go to class. Fuck! Thanks for the advice and listening to me vent dudes. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

07-05-2010, 03:57 PM	#10
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	maybe it's from those times you had to pick that V-Strom up __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

07-04-2010, 08:49 PM	#3
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Yuck, I've had a hydrocele on my left nut for years. Hoping for afghanistan so I can get the gov to fix it for free

07-05-2010, 05:35 AM	#6
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Plus if u wait and it gets worse. It will cost u more.

07-05-2010, 01:31 PM	#7
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Kids. Pssst. Stop using them as a reason. Their healthy. Plus you're suppose to die before them anyways. Duh!

07-05-2010, 03:53 PM	#9
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Get that pimp to loan you some hoe cash.

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