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WSB Champion
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Location: Springfield, MO
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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What's a girl like you, doing in a nice place like this?
You look just that girl on Mork and Mindy. I had a huge crush on her. I have a hundred thousand signatures demanding you go home with me tonight. JC
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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If you want to start a conversation, you don't reference some current bimbo, any idiot can do that. The trick is to make a statement that requires a question in response. Then again, if the question you get in response is, "Why are you staking me?", you may have to tweak your statement a bit... JC
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR
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I might have this one wrong but it was the one my friend said that would have gotten him smacked (or anyone else).
Is that a keg behind you, because I'd like to tap that ____. |
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Squidliest
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Orlando, Fl
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"If you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder, (closest towards you) or THIS shoulder?? (reach around and put your arm around her on her shoulder).
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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I don't use lines, I just knock my women to the ground. Worked pretty well for me.
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Let's do another U-turn
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indiana
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For Science. You Monster.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB
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'let me buy you a double' (and then one more, and she should be good to go)
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