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Old 10-17-2008, 05:46 PM   #11
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Ebbs... well I tried to cross the road... but... well... I looped my bike
Tell me, how did you describe the accident to your insurance company?

Did he/she laugh at you?
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Old 10-17-2008, 05:47 PM   #12
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naw I told them the truth... I think she was too worried think'n I was somehow dead (everyone flips out with you say you wrecked on a bike)
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Old 10-17-2008, 05:57 PM   #13
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Ah I see. Yep the gf done the same thing when I made the call about me low siding. On the phone on the side of the road....

"God damn it I fucking layed the bike down."

"OMG baby are you ok."
"Yeah I'm fine just got a little rash, I'm so pissed"
"Baby do you need me to call the hospital are you sure you're ok."
"I'm good, ok the bike gonna need new rear set, sliders,...."
"I dont care about the bike I'm getting in the car I want to see you make sure you ok."
No I'm really fine it's ok I can nurse it back to the house Ill ttyl.
No just stay there I'll come pick you up and go get you checked out.
"Jesus I'm fine leave me alone."

Hangs up the fone.
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Old 10-17-2008, 06:08 PM   #14
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yeah when I called the girlfriend... it went something like this

hey baby I wrecked my bike
I told you to stop calling me I don't know how you got the number but seriously... I'm going to have a restraining order put out.

it's ok babe I'm alright
stop calling me babe... I have no idea who you are leave me the hell alone

ok... I'll be home shortly
what ever ya fuck'n looser


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Old 10-17-2008, 06:18 PM   #15
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I learned long long ago, you do not call...You arrive home thne tell her you wrecked...Even if you have to stash your wrecked bike in the woods and ride bitch on an FZR with a broken finger....But thats another story...
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Old 10-20-2008, 01:45 AM   #16
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I learned long long ago, you do not call...You arrive home thne tell her you wrecked...Even if you have to stash your wrecked bike in the woods and ride bitch on an FZR with a broken finger....But thats another story...
Been there done that sept with a broken wrist.
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Old 10-20-2008, 03:05 PM   #17
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I learned long long ago, you do not call...You arrive home thne tell her you wrecked...Even if you have to stash your wrecked bike in the woods and ride bitch on an FZR with a broken finger....But thats another story...
Reminds me of the first rally...Drewpys ok, DONT TELL JENNA, he'll tell her when he gets back down the hill, dont worry her!!

I never told my mom about mine, told dad, he kept it under wraps till someone else slipped up...I get the call "is there something you wanted to tell me?!"
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Well at least if they worry they care right!?
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Well at least if they worry they care right!?

Of course! I worry too when Im not out on the ride...

now back to this chicken...these have me rollin...keep'em coming all you creative people!
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Old 10-20-2008, 03:43 PM   #20
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George Carlin woulda said "Who the fuck cares about that chicken anyways?"

George Foreman woulda said "Run him back over here and I will put him on the grill!"

George Lucas woulda said "Chicken, I am your Faaatherrr!"
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