How to pick up Women with a Sportbike

[Phenix_Rider]

Originally Posted by JoJoYZF

Who needs that? Just rock the scooter all the time and youll have all the whores fighting to get some

Aprilia Scooter has to win out over the KTM- that thing looks like fun, but it's ugly. Aprilias are just plain sexy.

[PiZdETS]

At first I was like;

1. Have an identity: Don't settle to be one of the nice guys. Women hate that, even on the internet. You must stand out in the internet community with a unique personality.

2. Choose a cool name: Don't pick a username based on a lame first bike you first rode or are riding. Instead use a name that evokes sensation and action.

3. Ride a cool bike: You can't get laid when you ride a BMW. You have to have a nice fast motorcycle that looks good and dangerous. A good example is a Ducati 1098. It will practically get your neighboorhood laid.

4. Help other riders: By pretending like you care about others, women will see that as a caring side.

5. Don't wear too much leather: Too much leather and too much miami vice color schemes in leather look horrible, and its really a fashion show. women don't want guys who dress like power rangers. If you must go all leather, choose black.

But then I was like;

6. Don't ride a GSXR: Suzuki GSXR's are the toyota camrys of sportbikes. Women do not want a guy who has the same taste as everyone else in the block. You have to pick an edgy motorcycle like a triumph speed triple, ducati monster, ducati 1098, yamaha r1. Something that is exciting to look at and not something that everyone else has.

[azoomm]

That's awesome... demented, yup. I resemble that remark

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by Phenix_Rider

Aprilias are just plain sexy.

Oh hellz yeah they are.

Originally Posted by azoomm

That's awesome... demented, yup. I resemble that remark

....and we love ya for it!!!!!!

[Rider]

Originally Posted by Phenix_Rider

Aprilia Scooter has to win out over the KTM- that thing looks like fun, but it's ugly. Aprilias are just plain sexy.

I saw an Apillia scooter last night. Single sided swing arm, radial mounted front brake(one side)... And it was being pimped by a 50 yo guy who was getting some conversation from a hot blond.

[BobTheBiker]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I'll say here, what I said there... If this were true, I'd have bagged nearly all the forum women...

If this were true, you woulda probably had most of miami. who you kiddin?