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Old 08-28-2008, 01:57 PM   #1
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This one is good
http://www.cracked.com/article_16583...end-world.html

This one is better

http://www.cracked.com/article_15650...-you-laid.html
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Old 08-28-2008, 04:08 PM   #2
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All Ive got is simply...Wow
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:37 PM   #3
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what the fuck was that? besides weird.
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:43 PM   #4
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Why, it was cracked of course...Some folks don't appreciate satirical comedy like I do.
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:50 PM   #5
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ive been keeping up with the LHC project for a while and its interesting. Home of the quotes i ran across is really funny. Like "yeah theres a chance of micro blackholes that if they dont escape into space can lodge in earths core but we think they mostly will escape into space."

its not everyday that you build something that has the potental to destroy the world and the universe when you turn it on-

i appreciate satirical comedy
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:36 PM   #6
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I really got cracked up at the psychological problems that could get you laid story. How many times have I heard a girl or guy say "their crazy but the sex is so good!" Then later as it becomes a realization that the person really is nuts they complain and try to get out of the relationship...
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