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07-01-2010, 12:26 PM
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Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: Feet
Posts: 1,605
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Fishing in the South
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
 Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.  A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth. Life is good in the South. |
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07-01-2010, 12:30 PM
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Custom User Title
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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 smart snake
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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07-01-2010, 01:02 PM
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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
Posts: 9,723
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07-01-2010, 01:04 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Odessa, TX
Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird
Posts: 4,931
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Nicely done!
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1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird |
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07-01-2010, 01:14 PM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
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I gave my copperhead some weed. He brought me back a ton of doritos and beef jerky. Didn't need the fish anymore.
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07-01-2010, 01:25 PM
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cruiser
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: on the run
Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09
Posts: 2,749
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perfect picture to send to someone who recently played a little joke on me. they hate snakes and that photo put them over the top for just a few seconds.
Thanks LOL |
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07-01-2010, 02:37 PM
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High Life Drinker
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Tampa Bay
Moto: 01 GSXR 1000 - Yamaha Zuma 125
Posts: 961
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07-01-2010, 03:32 PM
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South of Heaven
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Michigan
Moto: 2006 Yamaha R1 50th Anniversary Edition
Posts: 1,491
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you know you're getting high when your tongue is getting dry..
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07-01-2010, 04:21 PM
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Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: nothing...
Posts: 11,254
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My grandpa was horribly afraid of snakes... He HATED them... Someone thought it would be fun to give him a big desk ornament... a plastic encased rattlesnake... He opened it and promptly threw the box with 10lb surprise across the room breaking a lamp and nearly killing my aunt. It became my present shortly thereafter... and I still got it! |
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