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Old 01-19-2010, 10:57 AM   #1
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Default speed of light through the solar system

http://www.classzone.com/books/earth...2701page01.cfm
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:50 AM   #2
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I think my bike will go that fast if I derestricit it.
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:58 AM   #3
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Outstanding!

It's about time somebody put Pluto back on the Planet List.

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Old 01-19-2010, 12:18 PM   #4
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its actually simulated at 300x the speed of light.
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Old 01-19-2010, 04:19 PM   #5
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its actually simulated at 300x the speed of light.
that's what I said.
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Old 01-19-2010, 10:04 PM   #6
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So, if you're traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on your headlights, would they be any help?
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So, if you're traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on your headlights, would they be any help?
Yes, but you'd have to be going backwards.

Chew on that for a while.

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Awesome. I always liked this one too...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0co8PD8zTT0
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Old 01-20-2010, 08:42 AM   #9
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There are no other galazies. They all blew up 100 million years ago and we haven't seen it yet. We're just waiting for our turn.

Stew on that for a few minutes. I have a straight razor here, if you want it.
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Old 01-20-2010, 09:46 AM   #10
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There are no other galazies. They all blew up 100 million years ago and we haven't seen it yet. We're just waiting for our turn.

Stew on that for a few minutes. I have a straight razor here, if you want it.
that's ok, the others are probably full of people who would sit in the left lane anyhow.

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