04-01-2009, 08:24 PM | #1 |
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OMFG! I knew it, I knew it!
Watch porn to get smart
A new study shows young adult women boost their IQ and stand more chances of reaching orgasm if they watch porn. For the first time, scientists have proven that watching other people have sex does limber up the brain and make it more quick-witted, especially in women. Researchers at Noitcudes University in Canada reconfirmed what we can only refer to as every man's fantasy at this point. Read the full story here.
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04-01-2009, 09:21 PM | #2 |
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outstanding
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04-01-2009, 09:27 PM | #3 |
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Yeah, I beg to differ on that.. at least when my ex had me watching more porn, I didn't get any smarter. Just more brainwashed.
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04-01-2009, 09:31 PM | #4 |
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There's a difference between you watching porn because you want to and you watching porn because the guy you were with was a fucking dick.
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04-01-2009, 10:53 PM | #5 |
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Noitcudes=seductioN
I smell parody
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04-01-2009, 10:54 PM | #6 |
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oh I'm sure it's complete and utter bullshit but what the hell
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04-01-2009, 10:55 PM | #7 |
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How did I spot that? I'm sharp. I've watched a lot of porn.
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04-01-2009, 11:25 PM | #8 |
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Yeah, but are you more intelligent because of it?
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04-01-2009, 11:28 PM | #9 |
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Definitely April Fools considering there's no university named that in Canada.
Me likey porn though. |
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