my wifepeice kicks ass. - Page 7

Dave · 02-20-2009, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

Better than what I got.
I came home today and gave myself a front rub... about 15 minutes... no lotion.

fifteen minutes?! buddy when i get down for a hand jam i aint trying to make love to myself.

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

I vaguely remember women being mentioned but definitely no wife...even when he was in Iraq,I don't remember any wife...

you e-stalking me? i was long out of iraq when i joined two wheel forum

and the reason i never really mentioned girlfriends before was that previous ones didnt really cook or anything special lol

rogue · 02-20-2009, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

and the reason i never really mentioned girlfriends before was that previous ones didnt really cook or anything special lol

I guess that means you weren't getting laid either?

I keep forgetting....for those that get it, sex isn't special.

Dave · 02-20-2009, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rogue

I guess that means you weren't getting laid either?

I keep forgetting....for those that get it, sex isn't special.

oh i was, but this one is um...better

Adeptus_Minor · 02-20-2009, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

fifteen minutes?! buddy when i get down for a hand jam i aint trying to make love to myself.

Well, when you have a source of real sex in your life, the hand is just a supplement.
For me, the supplement is my whole sex life. :P

DLIT · 02-20-2009, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by AquaPython

the right to bare arms did not mean the right to beary-arms!

hahahahahaha

Dave · 02-28-2009, 06:48 PM

got a semi nice day today and get her out on the 450. only her second lesson ever and she has the clutch and starting down plus basic turns and some really wide figure eights. gonna try to get her signed up for the msf in the spring

even took a turn screwing around myself.

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02-28-2009, 06:48 PM	#66
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	got a semi nice day today and get her out on the 450. only her second lesson ever and she has the clutch and starting down plus basic turns and some really wide figure eights. gonna try to get her signed up for the msf in the spring even took a turn screwing around myself.