If 'Dark Knight Rises' Was 10 Times Shorter and More Honest

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CHRISTIAN BALE

Wait, what? How do you know I'm Batman?

JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT

I met you a long time ago, and I could tell by the look in your eyes that you missed your dead parents. So I deduced that you dress like a bat and beat up criminals.

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