Jay Leno's Desmo

[Dnyce]

Originally Posted by Trip

2.5 trillion years ago, Sir Jack B. Pimp of the Yankmeoff Conglomeration took a piss into our atmosphere. His piss formed a mystical cloud known only to a few selected beings. These beings evolved slowly and learned of an object called a wheel. They used this invention and created something called a bicycle and worshipped it. It wasn't til the invention of the motor that the cult became an organized religion. They used this device in combination with their bicycle to create the most magnificent and highly revered form of transportation on earth. It was blessed with the name motorcycle. This religion is practiced by billions.

every thousand years the head member from each faction pisses into the atmosphere on the eve of dawn's midsummer night and their combined power creates mystical golden balls of creation...it looks something like this