Sorry ladies, no cunning linguist tonight...

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by tommymac

its only a few strains of HPV you need to worry about. You can also get ghonorrhea and chlamydia in the throat from the same way.

Damn, this just reminded me of an old man I use to work with at my old construction job. The guy was about 160years old and didn't have any teeth, couldn't read/write (unless you wrote his name or "money"), and just an old school hustler. He'd tell stories about getting BJs for picking up some KFC, buy $100 of food stamps for $50 by buying alcohol/smokes, etc.

This fucker had some "fool proof" STD preventions. One day he was telling a story about "fuckin dis bitch". We asked if he used a rubber and he said no and said she was clean. We asked him how he knew. "oh, she had a church hat on" was his answer.

But if he did get something he'd go "no worries, just put some green "kamonia" on it" which we think stood for green ammonia.

If that fucker didn't die form throat cancer due to eating nasty pussy, then no one will. Or he just had so many STDs that all the STDs where fighting each other for real estate.

Regardless, you know you "have to lick it before you stick it".